mannn...my left nipple itches like a bastard today
Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 4:33 pm
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Re: mannn...my left nipple itches like a bastard today
Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 4:37 pm
Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D. wrote:ma'am...my left nipple itches like a bastard today
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Re: mannn...my left nipple itches like a bastard today
Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 4:39 pm
Dr. Sherm, I have a left "headlight" that's permanently "on" because I was an idiot at 16. I let a grrrl I was dating at the time pierce it with a stud from Claire's and an ice cube. So to a degree, I can relate.
An aside: Due to its perpetual state of erectness, it can sometimes become irritated when I wear a Graphic Tee that's fairly new.
An aside: Due to its perpetual state of erectness, it can sometimes become irritated when I wear a Graphic Tee that's fairly new.
Re: mannn...my left nipple itches like a bastard today
Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 4:39 pm
you should moisturize. itchy skin is usually dry skin and that means you need some lotion up on yo chest.
Re: mannn...my left nipple itches like a bastard today
Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 4:42 pm
I think unownunown is volunteering for said lotion application.
Re: mannn...my left nipple itches like a bastard today
Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 4:46 pm
I've had that for a few months, so lame. Stupid terrible skin.
Re: mannn...my left nipple itches like a bastard today
Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 4:54 pm
Jeff-7 wrote:I think unownunown is volunteering for said lotion application.
not at all. i just think everyone should know a dry nipple is an unhappy one.
Re: mannn...my left nipple itches like a bastard today
Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 4:58 pm
I've had that happen before too. I have eczema so scratching is nothing new to me, but man, nipple itches are the worst
Re: mannn...my left nipple itches like a bastard today
Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 5:00 pm
blooghost wrote:An aside: Due to its perpetual state of erectness, it can sometimes become irritated when I wear a Graphic Tee that's fairly new.
Dude. This is literally one of the worst feelings ever. It burns so bad.
Re: mannn...my left nipple itches like a bastard today
Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 5:02 pm
It was the worst when I got my Darkthrone shirt.
Re: mannn...my left nipple itches like a bastard today
Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 5:10 pm
unownunown wrote:Jeff-7 wrote:I think unownunown is volunteering for said lotion application.
not at all. i just think everyone should know a dry nipple is an unhappy one.
Trufax
Re: mannn...my left nipple itches like a bastard today
Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 6:04 pm
Jeff-7 wrote:unownunown wrote:Jeff-7 wrote:I think unownunown is volunteering for said lotion application.
not at all. i just think everyone should know a dry nipple is an unhappy one.
Trufax
moisturized as soon as i got home...now i have 2 happy nips!!Re: mannn...my left nipple itches like a bastard today
Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 6:05 pm
One time I waxed my nipples.
It hurt like a motherfucker, but the itch that came later... OMG. Worst thing I've ever felt, I think.
It hurt like a motherfucker, but the itch that came later... OMG. Worst thing I've ever felt, I think.
Re: mannn...my left nipple itches like a bastard today
Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 6:36 pm
it must have been those cookie puss crumbs...
Re: mannn...my left nipple itches like a bastard today
Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 7:34 pm
One time I had to fix the seal around my AC in the living room. I was covered in disgusting sealant that dries almost on contact.
I thought I had enough rags and towels but alas, did not. I quickly took off my t-shirt that I use for work around the house, and tried to catch the disgusting blob of shit before it oozed down the wall onto the carpet.
Doorbell rings.... I run to the door, throw my shirt back on, and moments later realize my entire chest is covered and basically glued to my shirt.
When my asshole neighbor left, that was the day I became a man...... Bit down on a screwdriver and pulled that fuckin shit as hard as I could.
The pain and itch that followed........I was crying for almost a week
I thought I had enough rags and towels but alas, did not. I quickly took off my t-shirt that I use for work around the house, and tried to catch the disgusting blob of shit before it oozed down the wall onto the carpet.
Doorbell rings.... I run to the door, throw my shirt back on, and moments later realize my entire chest is covered and basically glued to my shirt.
When my asshole neighbor left, that was the day I became a man...... Bit down on a screwdriver and pulled that fuckin shit as hard as I could.
The pain and itch that followed........I was crying for almost a week