Help me pick my facial hair!

[IEatCats]

My job is making me shave, because they're fucking stupid. So, if I have to shave, I'm going to have fun with it.

Show me some awesome facial hair, and Sunday night I'll shave my beard into my favorite (pending my girlfriend's approval, because I'm a lameass like that )

[futuresailors]

Do you prefer moustache or beard? Cuz I'd pick one and gradually work your way down, ending up with a toothbrush or goatee respectively.

[IEatCats]

I'm kind of feeling Zappa or Friendly Mutton Chops.

I'm really upset, because I wanted to make it to this level of glory.

[Birthday Boy]

Or, get another job.

[alexa.]

my style isn't on there. I feel repressed.

[Fuzzy Fred]

call it discrimination for hairy people and sue them

[alexa.]

http://www.playdota.com/guides/the-bearded-menace
this is not only a guide for dota, but a guide for life.

[Big Mon]

I'm kind of feeling Zappa or Friendly Mutton Chops.

I'm really upset, because I wanted to make it to this level of glory.

That's how mine was until I tamed it significantly. Problem is/was, I had so many wild hairs that were curling up in all different directions. Especially the stache part, which would sometimes curl up into my nostrils.

[Ilikewater]

I sport the friendly, but this is always tempting

[Big Mon]

Iommi Stache FTW

[unownunown]

[IEatCats]

franz josef with zappa goatee all the way

I'm really feeling this one.

And I don't want to do the pornstache, haha. It would just look strange on me.

I think I may try a Friendly Mutton Chops meets Zappa and then work it down to a Franz Josef/Zappa if I don't like it.

[Chankgeez]

Either Anchor or Franz Josef.

[theactionindex]

The Wilford Brimley. Some of your vocabulary may be hindered by this choice, but the sheer awesomeness should compensate for that.

[hclapp219]

I sport the friendly, but this is always tempting

Monkey tail ftw!