Damn.......

[Bassboar]

There's been a rash of burglaries out here recently. On Christmas Eve, someone swiped my brother's wallet from our car. Then last night, someone vandalized my neighbor's cars, ripped out the wiper motors. Then someone set my pals two cars on fire. WHAT THE FUCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!! How can people bring themselves to do this, our neighborhood has become a hot spot of crime in the past few days, goddammit.

[culturejam]

You need to arm up a posse with some paintball guns and go on a stakeout. Hide in the bushes or trees, and wait for the scumbags and then snipe them.

[Mudfuzz]

Answer is: WWCBD

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[bob the r0bot]

Don a white suit and sit on the porch in a rocking chair with a shot gun; that's what we do down here at least.

[Psyre]

My dad noticed his Suburban door wasn't all the way shut the other morning, he went to go close it and the glove box and center console had been emptied out all over the floor, luckily he didn't have anything of any worth...they left the Ted Nugent cassette tape.......

[snipelfritz]

So we can rule out the Nuge? He'd steal his own tape right?

[Jero]

You need to arm up a posse with some guns and go on a stakeout. Hide in the bushes or trees, and wait for the scumbags and then snipe them.

[Psyre]

So we can rule out the Nuge? He'd steal his own tape right?

[Bassboar]

I genuinely think someone is gonna get hurt, REAL BAD.

[Achtane]

You need to arm up a posse with some guns and go on a stakeout. Hide in the bushes or trees, and wait for the scumbags and then snipe them.

You can buy ten Mosin-Nagant rifles and ammo for like $1000, they even come with fucking bayonets.
DOOOO IIIIIIT

[smile_man]

my dad often leaves his truck unlocked, windows down, sometimes with the keys in, overnight in the summer.

the one time he didn't someone broke into our neighbours car and emptied an entire fire extinguisher into it.

[Achtane]

Some idiot broke into my dad's truck and stole the shitty near-dead CD player, leaving behind a new drill and every other tool behind the back seat.
Oh you silly thieves.

[Jero]

Everyone knows truck owners keep the good stuff behind the seat!

Honestly though, if someone was doing that in my neighborhood I'd be on the roof waiting.

...lets see how much you want to destroy other peoples stuff when you have no knees.

[Chumley]

Implying none of you have ever gone carhopping for drug money.

[Chankgeez]

Honestly though, if someone was doing that in my neighborhood I'd be on the roof waiting.

Are those .22s?

Sniping with .22s?