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SOMEtimes....
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:59 pm
by behndy
... i want to shave off all my genital hair, glue it to my face then run around giving everybody i see hugs. rubbing my cheeks against theirs, giggling like a high school grrL seeing her first penis.
Scratchy Crotch Face Cuddlin's.
then screaming, "PINTSIZE WAS RIGHHHHHHHT!!".
anybody else?
Re: SOMEtimes....
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:14 pm
by snipelfritz
Or you could glue it to their faces while they're sleeping. It's called a gorilla mask.
Also dip your nuts in ink and teabag them at the same time.
Re: SOMEtimes....
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:27 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
or you could just grow a beard like mine that LOOKS like pubes...
Re: SOMEtimes....
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:30 pm
by Adoom
I already have. I've never been able to grow a beard, but nobody has ever seen my chin.
QC!
Re: SOMEtimes....
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:58 pm
by D.o.S.
snipelfritz wrote:Also dip your nuts in ink and teabag them at the same time.
Now that is a gem.
And pube beards are no bueno.
Re: SOMEtimes....
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:07 pm
by wsas3
So you had your chin surgically removed? Sorry to hear bro. I think you could relate to bukowski
Re: SOMEtimes....
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:16 pm
by SPACERITUAL
Sometimes in the morning if/when i shower my pubes contract violently and form like a pube shield and my dick doesnt feel right all day....
Re: SOMEtimes....
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:21 pm
by Fuzzy Picklez
SPACERITUAL wrote:Sometimes in the morning if/when i shower my pubes contract violently and form like a pube shield and my dick doesnt feel right all day....
WHAT THE FUCK IT'S SPACERITUAL
WAHHHHHAAATTTTT
Re: SOMEtimes....
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:24 pm
by wsas3
. What... The... Fuck...
How was space?
Re: SOMEtimes....
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:30 pm
by Fuzz_Pi
SPACERITUAL wrote:Sometimes in the morning if/when i shower my pubes contract violently and form like a pube shield and my dick doesnt feel right all day....
lolwut?
Spaceritual is back, so casually?
Re: SOMEtimes....
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:34 pm
by SPACERITUAL
wsas3 wrote:How was space?
Short answer? Black people. Everywhere. The spacecounsel decided we werent multicultural enough and imported most of georgia. Good luck getting popeyes.
Re: SOMEtimes....
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:36 pm
by Toonster
SPACERITUAL wrote:wsas3 wrote:How was space?
Short answer? Black people. Everywhere. The spacecounsel decided we werent multicultural enough and imported most of georgia. Good luck getting popeyes.
But where were the chinese?
Re: SOMEtimes....
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:43 pm
by wsas3
I don't think chinese are allowed in space. Segregation and shit, ya know?
Re: SOMEtimes....
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:29 pm
by behndy
yay! Casual Return Is Casual!
also, Gorilla Masking, while awesome, is a one shot a month deal. one shot every 5 months if you're an asian dooder. Repurposed Curly Caressing is the gift that keeps on giving.
Re: SOMEtimes....
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:48 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
SPACERITUAL wrote:Sometimes in the morning if/when i shower my pubes contract violently and form like a pube shield and my dick doesnt feel right all day....
