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... i want to shave off all my genital hair, glue it to my face then run around giving everybody i see hugs. rubbing my cheeks against theirs, giggling like a high school grrL seeing her first penis.

Scratchy Crotch Face Cuddlin's.

then screaming, "PINTSIZE WAS RIGHHHHHHHT!!".

anybody else?
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Or you could glue it to their faces while they're sleeping. It's called a gorilla mask.

Also dip your nuts in ink and teabag them at the same time.
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or you could just grow a beard like mine that LOOKS like pubes...
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I already have. I've never been able to grow a beard, but nobody has ever seen my chin.

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snipelfritz wrote:Also dip your nuts in ink and teabag them at the same time.


Now that is a gem.

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So you had your chin surgically removed? Sorry to hear bro. I think you could relate to bukowski
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Sometimes in the morning if/when i shower my pubes contract violently and form like a pube shield and my dick doesnt feel right all day....
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SPACERITUAL wrote:Sometimes in the morning if/when i shower my pubes contract violently and form like a pube shield and my dick doesnt feel right all day....

WHAT THE FUCK IT'S SPACERITUAL


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. What... The... Fuck...
How was space?
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SPACERITUAL wrote:Sometimes in the morning if/when i shower my pubes contract violently and form like a pube shield and my dick doesnt feel right all day....


lolwut?

Spaceritual is back, so casually?
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wsas3 wrote:How was space?




Short answer? Black people. Everywhere. The spacecounsel decided we werent multicultural enough and imported most of georgia. Good luck getting popeyes.
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SPACERITUAL wrote:
wsas3 wrote:How was space?




Short answer? Black people. Everywhere. The spacecounsel decided we werent multicultural enough and imported most of georgia. Good luck getting popeyes.


But where were the chinese? :idk:
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I don't think chinese are allowed in space. Segregation and shit, ya know?
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yay! Casual Return Is Casual!

also, Gorilla Masking, while awesome, is a one shot a month deal. one shot every 5 months if you're an asian dooder. Repurposed Curly Caressing is the gift that keeps on giving.
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SPACERITUAL wrote:Sometimes in the morning if/when i shower my pubes contract violently and form like a pube shield and my dick doesnt feel right all day....


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So this turned into another devi thread...
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