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Let's Play "The Obvious Statements Game!"
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:07 pm
by Kellanium
Flying Vs are hard to play sitting down. >.<
Your turn!

Re: Let's Play "The Obvious Statements Game!"
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:23 pm
by unownunown
fuzz is pretty cool.
Re: Let's Play "The Obvious Statements Game!"
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:13 pm
by warwick.hoy
If it's brown; flush it down
Re: Let's Play "The Obvious Statements Game!"
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:18 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
Kellanium wrote:Flying Vs are hard to play sitting down. >.<
Your turn!

Vs are the easiest guitar to play sitting down. What are you doing?
Just rest the inside of the V against your thigh, seriously, its the easiest thing. If I were to ever play jazz in a jazz band, I'd get a V for that reason alone
I just read that, and I sound like a dick, but I'm not trying to be

Re: Let's Play "The Obvious Statements Game!"
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:19 pm
by Kellanium
warwick.hoy wrote:If it's brown; flush it down
funny story about that, apparently that isn't always the case, because at work i've had to pick up shit all the time. i work in a thrift store, and so far we've had people poop in the sink, in the garbage can, and, most horrifyingly, all over the shoes isle and into the men's room.
I'm serious.
Re: Let's Play "The Obvious Statements Game!"
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:26 pm
by Dandolin
Fuzzy Fred wrote:Kellanium wrote:Flying Vs are hard to play sitting down. >.<
Your turn!

Vs are the easiest guitar to play sitting down. What are you doing?
Just rest the inside of the V against your thigh, seriously, its the easiest thing. If I were to ever play jazz in a jazz band, I'd get a V for that reason alone
I just read that, and I sound like a dick, but I'm not trying to be


Re: Let's Play "The Obvious Statements Game!"
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:47 pm
by dubkitty
if you're too fucked up, don't drive.
don't try to carry drugs through an airport. there's lots of cops there, and they search everybody.
never punch a cop. for that matter, always be nice to people with large-caliber weapons who are legally allowed to use them.
if you feel like you're going crazy, consult a mental health professional.
Re: Let's Play "The Obvious Statements Game!"
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 4:11 pm
by aens_wife
Bankers and those involved in the financial markets are probably dickheads
Re: Let's Play "The Obvious Statements Game!"
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 4:33 pm
by unownunown
cats like getting scratched beneath the chin, but dogs don't.
Re: Let's Play "The Obvious Statements Game!"
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:05 pm
by Gearmond
all the bitches love me
Re: Let's Play "The Obvious Statements Game!"
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:19 pm
by D.o.S.
Gearmond wrote:all the bitches love me
And no one fucks with his Dougie.
Re: Let's Play "The Obvious Statements Game!"
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:50 pm
by Kellanium
Jurassic Park is more fun to watch if you go "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM" whenver a dinosaur eats anything or anyone.

Re: Let's Play "The Obvious Statements Game!"
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:38 pm
by Tigerbass
Kellanium wrote:Jurassic Park is more fun to watch if you go "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM" whenver a dinosaur eats anything or anyone.

Holy shit that made me

!!!
Re: Let's Play "The Obvious Statements Game!"
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:43 pm
by Kellanium
Tigerbass wrote:Kellanium wrote:Jurassic Park is more fun to watch if you go "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM" whenver a dinosaur eats anything or anyone.

Holy shit that made me

!!!
Try it! it's seriously funny!
Works best when the rest of teh audience isn't expecting it.
Re: Let's Play "The Obvious Statements Game!"
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:55 pm
by dubkitty