not to alarm you but it has come to my conclusions, that i may know the identity of the long island murderer AND HE LINGERS AMONG US!
the facts are astounding why is this person buying new shoes in the gas thread because all his others are BLOODY who owns a a chainsaw in nyc i mean its nyc just buy a gun. and all the bodys are dismembered AHEM why wont he let me oggle him on facebook despite my many desperate attempts SUSUPICIOUS 22 also known as 37! god i should be a private detective
Heavy_Soul wrote:I just want to be any character that gets to bang Miss Scarlet, even if it means I have to die. Look how foxy she is on that box cover.
she looks like the one who married the saggy old guy for money and fucks the sexy ethnic gardner
futuresailors wrote:An interesting hypothesis by the way... Now, where in Australia are you? An exact address would be nice. Also, the closest hardware store...
"Well when they're dead they're called 'hookers,' Cyril!"
Colonel Mustard is such a badass. You know he's killed a couple large, carnivorous animals with his bare hands in his time. Also, humans, he's killed people, but that was during the great war.
I'm confused. Why is it Cluedo?
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
Heavy_Soul wrote:I just want to be any character that gets to bang Miss Scarlet, even if it means I have to die. Look how foxy she is on that box cover.
This, all the way.
McSpunckle wrote:Pee, on the other hand, is full of other things that make it more conductive. That's why you don't pee outside in a lightning storm without first putting on your steel dick sheath.
