Dear "Miley",

SPACERITUAL · Post by **SPACERITUAL** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 1:49 pm

While it is completely true that my heart cannot feel what most describe as "true love" for things that do not contain "transistors" or "diodes" or "angled speaker baffles" or "hand painted aluminum enclosures" or "440 six pack with full graphic package, shaker hood and matching painted grille", or for that matter anyone who isnt "drawn by japanese men" or "speaks in words that show up on my screen on something called a "forum" over a "world wide web" that probably doesnt exist and i just imagined because im pretty fucking high right now", i would like to convey that i DEEPLY, TRULY CARE ABOUT YOU. While I am aware that you are now of the legal age of consent, for the first time i find myself saying things like "nobody's perfect" and "I can work with that". I also want to express my concern with your recent downward trending series of outbursts. This is the kind of behavior that turned britney spears into the cheap trailercunt she is today. I really wish youd stop it. I promise if you come to your senses i will marry you and fuck only you for the rest of my life. Although lets be realistic, i will likely eventually start to fuck other people for a list of very logical reasons including the financial strain imparted by constantly replacing sex swings and inevitable anal prolapse. That shit is gross and i will probably leave you at that point. :idk:

Affectionately yours, S. Ritual

deadbeatriot · Post by **deadbeatriot** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 2:03 pm

i don't...

i don't even...

rattler420 · Post by **rattler420** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 2:17 pm

i dont know if i completely get it, but i lol'd

tho that could just be the hash

proroby · Post by **proroby** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 2:19 pm

rattler420 wrote:i dont know if i completely get it, but i lol'd

tho that could just be the hash

Hash? Where? Put some in my bowl with my weed please. Okay. Thanks. Yummm Black Tar.

theactionindex · Post by **theactionindex** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 2:21 pm

trailercunt is going to be my new band name. i thank you sir.

proroby · Post by **proroby** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 2:28 pm

theactionindex wrote:trailercunt is going to be my new band name. i thank you sir.

Ahhhhh, plagiarism, the way all the best bands start out. :thumb:

unownunown · Post by **unownunown** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 2:29 pm

Teej212 · Post by **Teej212** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 2:43 pm

salvia's legal and shes got some cool looking boobies so its ok.

Jero · Post by **Jero** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 2:50 pm

Space, your gf sucks

Noise... · Post by **Noise...** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:08 pm

That profession of love is adorable. In a sort of "Wow, he might be a serial killer" sort of way. Disturbing? Yes. Creepy? Sure. But adorable none the less. :poke:

Houdini116 · Post by **Houdini116** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:19 pm

Post by **FuzzHugger** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:28 pm

No pun intended, but anal prolapse scares the shit out of me.
I wouldn't want to contribute to the anal prolapsing of anyone I love.

Reminds me of kangaroo birth without the kangaroo.

smile_man · Post by **smile_man** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:30 pm

viewtopic.php?f=42&t=13776

see what I mean?

skip · Post by **skip** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:33 pm

the guy is just in love-- we all say crazy things for love :hug:

SPACERITUAL · Post by **SPACERITUAL** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 5:13 pm

Hahahaha dude sometimes this place reminds me of superfuture before they banned me for costing them a new york times add campaign. Except that we talk about amps and shit here and not RAW SELVAGE DENIM AND RAF SIMONS.

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