How long is thy dong? 2026 yo momma

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HOW LONG IS YOUR DONG? The 2018 Dad Dick Edition! Large dongs need not apply.

I has no penis
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tuffteef wrote:
theactionindex wrote:
tuffteef wrote:#powerbottoms4christ
#sizequeen

#youwanthisthickpu$$y #sloppy #headtillyourdead #magnums #three69mafia
#holepatrol #slop-a-bottomus #she-hulk
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theactionindex wrote:
tuffteef wrote:
theactionindex wrote:
tuffteef wrote:#powerbottoms4christ
#sizequeen

#youwanthisthickpu$$y #sloppy #headtillyourdead #magnums #three69mafia
#holepatrol #slop-a-bottomus #she-hulk

:lol:

#howbig? #touchyaguts #shooter
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#whogotthisbombasspussy
TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER
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I have never swum in a pussy-pool that I could not touch the bottom of.
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eww dude
bandaids floatin
blech
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fueE_BQv0xA[/youtube]
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ryan summit wrote:eww dude
bandaids floatin
blech
The yuckiest mental image. :(
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Also, are you guys like seriously taking rulers to your junk?
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are you sayin you never have
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I BET YOU'VE NEVER TRIED TO SUCK YOUR OWN DICK EITHER
WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF ADVENTURE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw
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theavondon wrote:Also, are you guys like seriously taking rulers to your junk?
Not a ruler, just Achtane.
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sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.
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theavondon wrote:Also, are you guys like seriously taking rulers to your junk?

Well duh. Soft and hard.
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seriously im six inches
from the top of my asscrack
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Haki wrote:
theavondon wrote:Also, are you guys like seriously taking rulers to your junk?
Not a ruler, just Achtane.
Someone saw my joke...

There is an art to dong rulin...

I like that joke on job sites where one guy says "this is 6 inches trust me" and the other guy says "is that what your wife told you"...
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