There are both plenty of finger-shaking vegans with talking point lectures at the ready, and no shortage of condescending machismo from I EAT BACON FOR EVERY MEAL/WHAT ARE YOU, A FAAAAAAAAG? brow-beating mouth breathers.
And I

at the derogatory slurs that either extreme use to describe each other:
Blood mouths vs tree huggers, fruities vs flesh fiends.
Dat be some silly shit.
Speaking of which...one of my uncles really enjoys giving me shit for shopping at *health food stores* and buying fresh/organic/non gmo/non gluten etc...and the fact I take a moment to blot excess grease off pizza (or anything with melted cheese) prior to consumption.
I had kidney stones for Christmas, from eating/drinking too many oxalic acid-rich foods with calcium-rich foods, without drinking enough water...and he couldn't resist saying "well that's what you get for shopping at <insert store name> all the time"
Meanwhile, he's been struggling to adjust to his semi-recent diagnosis as a diabetic...having to give up food he loves....and observe how I eat whatever I want while maintaining low blood pressure/sugar/sodium
