Re: How? (Adult content)
Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 4:49 am
HOLY SHIT!
i feel your pain. i tried football once. never again.
i feel your pain. i tried football once. never again.
i <3 everybody here
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Re: How? (Adult content)
Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 8:37 am
shitty handjob -> donkey fucking -> football
i <3 everybody here
i <3 everybody here
Re: How? (Adult content)
Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 9:04 pm
I never asked... did girl in question remember she has two hands? Any gooch tickling with dem fingas?
Re: How? (Adult content)
Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 9:51 pm
behndy wrote:i don't.... i don't EVER want a handjob. something i have perfected? that i perfected for when i DON'T have booter access? no thank you.
please to use grrLy parts that i didna grow up with.
I dunno why exactly, but I laughed for ten minutes when I saw this.
Re: How? (Adult content)
Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 1:25 am
It's not just girls that don't give decent handies...
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Re: How? (Adult content)
Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 1:31 am
Sad, but true. 
Re: How? (Adult content)
Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 1:40 am
^
now this thread got good
now this thread got good
Re: How? (Adult content)
Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 1:48 am
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!! if even other dooders who HAVE the wiggly bits wrestle it like kittens... what hope does a layday have?
mouf. booter. front butt. back of the ankle roll if you heavy. SOMETHING ELSE.
mouf. booter. front butt. back of the ankle roll if you heavy. SOMETHING ELSE.
Re: How? (Adult content)
Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 1:50 am
Behndy you are a sick yet truly wonderful creature. You're an inspiration to us all.
Re: How? (Adult content)
Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 1:53 am
oh STOP flirting. you know you're my boo.
(totally not using you while i'm holding out for some Action. INDEX. TOTALLY. you love it.)
(totally not using you while i'm holding out for some Action. INDEX. TOTALLY. you love it.)
Re: How? (Adult content)
Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 1:54 am
HOLD OUT NO LONGER YOU FOUR COCKED MONSTROSITY.
HURR I IZ.
HURR I IZ.
Re: How? (Adult content)
Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 1:56 am
*sexy pouty duck face*
RARRRRR.
qua. WACK.
RARRRRR.
qua. WACK.
Re: How? (Adult content)
Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 7:11 am
McSpunckle wrote:It's not just girls that don't give decent handies...
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I always thought it'd be easy because I, you know, have some experience. Noooot sure I'm that great at it though. :/
Re: How? (Adult content)
Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 7:44 am
First off, behndy is the McGyver of sex. Also, I find it hilarious how when y'all are talking about handies, and your sig says "good dealings with..." makes me laugh
Re: How? (Adult content)
Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 7:47 am
Hey, they were some very good deals. 
Also, just realised I'm reading this thread about handjobs in the middle of a busy computer cluster. Wish I was wearing a trenchcoat.
Also, just realised I'm reading this thread about handjobs in the middle of a busy computer cluster. Wish I was wearing a trenchcoat.