How? (Adult content)

Fuzzy Fred · Post by **Fuzzy Fred** » Sat May 05, 2012 12:40 am

How can someone suck at giving handjobs that much? I mean like "please stop I have to go home" bad.

yallerhon · Post by **yallerhon** » Sat May 05, 2012 12:56 am

When I was younger (early twenties) I used to keep a spreadsheet of girls I'd been with and each had scores at the different things they were good/bad at. I didn't update it all the time, it was just a stupid immature thing I did for no real reason..

You can imagine what happened when a girlfriend found it. :facepalm:

That's right, I dumped her for being on my computer. :yay:

(disclaimer: not really, I copped my punishment and spent the rest of my twenties learning not to be a douche).

aen · Post by **aen** » Sat May 05, 2012 12:56 am

I dunno. I only had two girls grab my knob. One was terrible at it though. Probably just needed a little education.

Achtane · Post by **Achtane** » Sat May 05, 2012 1:55 am

Watched too much porn?
Speaking of that, you know that one move the dude always does where he slaps the femjunk with his manjunk before sticking it in?
WHAT IS THAT STOP DOING THAT IT'S DUMB

snipelfritz · Post by **snipelfritz** » Sat May 05, 2012 1:56 am

Achtane wrote:Watched too much porn?

Watched not enough porn?

theavondon · Post by **theavondon** » Sat May 05, 2012 2:59 am

Oh, god, bad handjobs are the WORST. It's like, "Shit, no, just, stop, here, wait, I can...I can do this better"

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Sat May 05, 2012 5:05 am

i don't.... i don't EVER want a handjob. something i have perfected? that i perfected for when i DON'T have booter access? no thank you.

please to use grrLy parts that i didna grow up with.

dubkitty · Post by **dubkitty** » Sat May 05, 2012 5:41 am

like a part-time job or a temporary job, a hand job is better than no job.

Bassus Sanguinis · Post by **Bassus Sanguinis** » Sat May 05, 2012 5:51 am

Fuzzy Fred wrote:How can someone suck at giving handjobs that much? I mean like "please stop I have to go home" bad.

give her a hand, practice makes perfect but she needs an example.

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Sat May 05, 2012 8:08 am

snipelfritz wrote:
Achtane wrote:Watched too much porn?

Watched not enough porn?

Watched just the right amount of porn?

Fuzzy Fred · Post by **Fuzzy Fred** » Sat May 05, 2012 9:01 am

maz91379 wrote:Some girls just dont have the wrist strength. Others just can't get the grip /amount of force right.

Why were you getting a handjob instead of dome action?

it wasn't involving like any wrist action, if you understand how shitty that was.

idk, i was chilling with this girl and she brought up a handjob. i gave no fucks at that point so i'm like go for it. best part: after i told her i had to leave just so she would stop, it was still a 10 minute drive back to my car.

talk. about. awkward.

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Sat May 05, 2012 9:10 am

Fuzzy Fred wrote:
maz91379 wrote:Some girls just dont have the wrist strength. Others just can't get the grip /amount of force right.

Why were you getting a handjob instead of dome action?

it wasn't involving like any wrist action, if you understand how shitty that was.

idk, i was chilling with this girl and she brought up a handjob. i gave no fucks at that point so i'm like go for it. best part: after i told her i had to leave just so she would stop, it was still a 10 minute drive back to my car.

talk. about. awkward.

Shoulda told her to use her mouth, although that probably wouldn'ta been any better.

DarkAxel · Post by **DarkAxel** » Sat May 05, 2012 9:33 am

Been there, some girls just don't know how to make it work :idk:

some are better than i am though :lol:

yallerhon · Post by **yallerhon** » Sat May 05, 2012 9:38 am

DarkAxel wrote:some are better than i am though

There's a word for girls like that...

... Fantastic!

Fuzzy Fred · Post by **Fuzzy Fred** » Sat May 05, 2012 9:46 am

yallerhon wrote:
DarkAxel wrote:some are better than i am though

There's a word for girls like that...

... tranny

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