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jwar wrote:I've written two books...won't share them though.



asian school girl books????
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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA THIS girl i know said it was the best trilogy of books ever written
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Fuzzy Fred wrote:HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA THIS girl i know said it was the best trilogy of books ever written





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madmax1012 wrote:
jwar wrote:I've written two books...won't share them though.



asian school girl books????



No sir. Murder and demon possession.
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jfrey wrote:
retinal orbita wrote:Dunno why everyone is so harsh on a book series basically encouraging women to have more sex....

Because it's rubbish.

There isn't any sort of benefit that can make me get past it being garbage. It's something that should never have been published, because there shouldn't be anyone willing to read it.

I even consider it a turn off if a girl is reading that kind of nonsense.

Futuresailors is harsh on some old whore getting filthy rich off her terribly written sex fantasies. That they're making into a movie. A. fucking. movie. So the whore gets more money.
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I have an idea. all those women should just become acquainted with Sasha Grey's portfolio.
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madmax1012 wrote:I have an idea. all those women should just become acquainted with Sasha Grey's portfolio.


If they get her to play the girl in the movie, I might consider going to watch it.
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now that you mention it, she'd be perfect for it. Gonna have a hard time convincing people she's a virgin tho.
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madmax1012 wrote:I have an idea. all those women should just become acquainted with Sasha Grey's portfolio.

Her...body of work. heh. heh. hehhh.
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madmax1012 wrote:I have an idea. all those women should just become acquainted with Sasha Grey's portfolio.


nah dude, do that and she'll call you a perv.

write it out and she'll think you're the most romantic dude alive
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Fuzzy Fred wrote:
madmax1012 wrote:I have an idea. all those women should just become acquainted with Sasha Grey's portfolio.


nah dude, do that and she'll call you a perv.

write it out and she'll think you're the most romantic dude alive



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lol. you GUYS. make me feel all mythic and stuff.

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MSUsousaphone wrote:I might be along on this....but I prefer chicks who aren't into butt plugs and fisting. :idk:


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and just because it tickles me.....

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LOL! never heard of that, but I would read Behndy's novel, and would see the movie based on it!
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futuresailors wrote:
jfrey wrote:
retinal orbita wrote:Dunno why everyone is so harsh on a book series basically encouraging women to have more sex....

Because it's rubbish.

There isn't any sort of benefit that can make me get past it being garbage. It's something that should never have been published, because there shouldn't be anyone willing to read it.

I even consider it a turn off if a girl is reading that kind of nonsense.

Futuresailors is harsh on some old whore getting filthy rich off her terribly written sex fantasies. That they're making into a movie. A. fucking. movie. So the whore gets more money.

And once again I'm curious how graphic it actually will be. Will it work as only R rated? No genitals at all I imagine.
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