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bro...i did all of this...BUT IF FUCKING FAILED OUT BRUH

I FAILED STEP 4

there needs to be a step 4 part b

like blowing the dean of admissions or something. "bdsakh; yeah, I won't gdjsakl;gj;las fail this time GAG...what no, I can't afford my meds, so I just do street speed...gasjgkdadsj gargle gargle it's the same thing"

RR Bigman wrote:bro...i did all of this...BUT IF FUCKING FAILED OUT BRUH

I FAILED STEP 4

there needs to be a step 4 part b

like blowing the dean of admissions or something. "bdsakh; yeah, I won't gdjsakl;gj;las fail this time GAG...what no, I can't afford my meds, so I just do street speed...gasjgkdadsj gargle gargle it's the same thing"

YOU FAILED OUT OF COMMUNITY COLLEGE??????


STEP 4 PART B BRUH!


DONT FAIL OUT OF COMMUNITY COLLEGE

spacelordmother wrote:

madmax1012 wrote:

tuffteef wrote:OI LEMME MOOCH YOUR ELEC ENGINEER NOTES?

PLAGIARISM.

Goes against rules as stated above about 1. NOT FUCKING UP, and 2. NOT FAILING OUT.

It might just be because I'm a communications major with a minor in political science, but my notes are absolutely useless. Typically they involve snide comments about other people in the class, examples of my strangest humor, and elaborate doodles typically based on a significant two or three word phrase from the lecture.

SPACERITUAL wrote:

YOU FAILED OUT OF COMMUNITY COLLEGE??????


STEP 4 PART B BRUH!


DONT FAIL OUT OF COMMUNITY COLLEGE

But what if it's in Waco and it's called TSTC which everyone translates as Too Stoned To Care but I call Texas State Testicular Collage and I never went there but all the people that do never graduate and end up knockin up a local from Lacy Lakeview and have to end up getting a part time job at H.E.B. so they's can pay for the three of 'em in a small weekly rental on the side of I-35 and they daddy done gave up on em and momma don't care and the car wont start cause your cousin went to the honky tonk last night and drove down the railroad tracks to impress some girl he found at a broken pay phone that was cute at the time but judging by the mug shots not really all that and both the girls end up bonding over lords of acid and over several weeks seduce the scumlord of the rental and do scientological hoo doo guru hari kari on him while you are at school trying to finish step 4c subsection e of the plan and you come home with groceries from 7-11 and find that all your learnin books are in the community pool and the bc rich you've been practicin warlock songs on is missing and there is a smell of nag champa in the air and all the panties and pear glace are gone???

Do I go back to 2 or 3???

madmax1012 wrote:

wsas3 wrote:Tell me a bedtime story

can't unless I cite it in MLA format

i loled, because i know to much about that

welcome back, bro now send me another free tuner

theavondon wrote:

theactionindex wrote:

ifeellikeatourist wrote:$60,0000

WHAT NUMBER IS THIS

SIXTY DOUBLETHOUSAND

Easy now. I was pretty drunk when I wrote that --and--was posting from my shitty Android phone so I think one extra zero in an otherwise fairly coherent post isn't bad. I got the comma in the right place, just got a little crazy on the zeros.

And while $60,000 is about what I actually paid out of pocket after scholarships and stuff, it actually felt much closer to sixty double-thousand...

snipelfritz wrote:

spacelordmother wrote:

madmax1012 wrote:

tuffteef wrote:OI LEMME MOOCH YOUR ELEC ENGINEER NOTES?

PLAGIARISM.

Goes against rules as stated above about 1. NOT FUCKING UP, and 2. NOT FAILING OUT.

It might just be because I'm a communications major with a minor in political science, but my notes are absolutely useless. Typically they involve snide comments about other people in the class, examples of my strangest humor, and elaborate doodles typically based on a significant two or three word phrase from the lecture.

OMG I'M A JOURNALISM MAJOR AND YOU JUST DESCRIBED MY NOTES

EXCEPT MY NOTES ARE ON THE COMPUTER

AND WHEN IM ON THE COMPUTER, IM ON ILF

MY POSTS ARE MY NOTES

Wait...I may have jumped the gun...when does the government decide they WANT IT BACK???

This proves my theory.

Spaceritual is in fact a Demi God.

Tom Dalton wrote:Wait...I may have jumped the gun...when does the government decide they WANT IT BACK???

When you fail out, bruh.

At least I think. They make it sound like if you don't graduate you have to pay back the FAFSA.

ALSO, WHEN SELECTING A COLLEGE, MAKE SURE THE ADMINISTRATION PEOPLE AREN'T TOTAL DOUCHE NOZZLES. I had to pay the first 2 years of my school completely out of pocket because the financial aid people didn't process my FAFSA and didn't tell me they weren't doing it.

LOL I NEED TO PAY FOR A CLASS AND ACE IT SO I CAN GET MY GUBMENT MONIES BACK I FUCKED UP MAN
PRETTY PATHETIC I LOST INTEREST AND BECAME SO ANXIOUS THAT I JUST SAT IN THE PARKING LOT INSTEAD OF GOING TO CLASS
BUT I GOT IT THIS TIME
HOPEFULLY

WHAT EVER YOU DO DONT BREAK PEDGE.

Achtane wrote:LOL I NEED TO PAY FOR A CLASS AND ACE IT SO I CAN GET MY GUBMENT MONIES BACK I FUCKED UP MAN
PRETTY PATHETIC I LOST INTEREST AND BECAME SO ANXIOUS THAT I JUST SAT IN THE PARKING LOT INSTEAD OF GOING TO CLASS
BUT I GOT IT THIS TIME
HOPEFULLY

MaxMaps wrote:WHAT EVER YOU DO DONT BREAK PEDGE.

THIS IS ULTIMATE PEDGE GUIDE. GUBMINT SUBSIDIZED PED PURCHASES.

SPACERITUAL wrote:

MaxMaps wrote:WHAT EVER YOU DO DONT BREAK PEDGE.

THIS IS ULTIMATE PEDGE GUIDE. GUBMINT SUBSIDIZED PED PURCHASES.

Fudge yeah!

Welfare muffs!