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smile_man wrote:wat dome?

BRO

12 DICKS 2 DA DOME, NYUKKUH

aens_wife wrote:Ok dudes. You all need to grow a fucking pair and tell a girl what the fuck you want.

aen wrote:I dunno. I only had two girls grab my knob. One was terrible at it though. Probably just needed a little education.

These two are fucking right.

All'a'yalls are bitchin' 'bout nothing.

It's like Jesus said "Teach a girl to jerk it and she'll jerk it for the rest of her life." or something.

Plus, good handies are awesome.

aens_wife wrote:Ok dudes. You all need to grow a fucking pair and tell a girl what the fuck you want.

Amen.

My life improved significantly when I started following this simple advice.

Learn young and profit!

cha. of COURSE share what's not working.

i still contend that the most perfect, glorious handie possible is a waste of time and booter access.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4y-w9eIaUk[/youtube]

fuck a handjob
suck my dick hoe

smile_man wrote:

theavondon wrote:

smile_man wrote:fuck yall handjobs are dece.

Cale, dome.

whichever one is more aggressive imo.

i dont like talking about sex.

this is far too bro for me.

Yo one time this hitch was yanking on my cock and I was all "thats enough" then I bent the bitch over and put it in her cooter. I was all "uh uhh uh ugh" and she was all "*higher pitched* uh uhh uuhhhh" and then I came and fell asleep in some cooler ranch doritos.

I totally just typed all of that on my phone then forgot what the joke was supposed to be

tuffteef wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4y-w9eIaUk[/youtube]

fuck a handjob
suck my dick hoe

I can't stand when he does that style, but the stuff that he does that's more like Talib Kweli type rap is incredible.

I had one person say that he's a deconstructionalist, and is tearing the genre apart, playing every aspect of it that he can so that he can master rap as a whole. Brilliant idea, but I'm not convinced.

snipelfritz wrote:Yo one time this hitch was yanking on my cock and I was all "thats enough" then I bent the bitch over and put it in her cooter. I was all "uh uhh uh ugh" and she was all "*higher pitched* uh uhh uuhhhh" and then I came and fell asleep in some cooler ranch doritos.

I totally just typed all of that on my phone then forgot what the joke was supposed to be

I think I found the joke.

snipelfritz wrote:my cock

Pfftchsuheueheuehe

BASED H-JAY

Seriously though. I definitely second showing an example or at least saying what does or doesn't feel good. They don't know unless you tell them. It's worked for me!

my friend dated a girl who gave hand jobs like indian rug burns. she didn't know you have to move your hand up and down. i felt awful for my friend

IEatCats wrote:
I had one person say that he's a deconstructionalist, and is tearing the genre apart, playing every aspect of it that he can so that he can master rap as a whole. Brilliant idea, but I'm not convinced.

dude, so down. lil b is po-mo as fuck.

madmax1012 wrote:my friend dated a girl who gave hand jobs like indian rug burns. she didn't know you have to move your hand up and down. i felt awful for my friend

How can someone not grasp (lulz) the very basic concept of a handjob?

Seriously though if something isn't working in sex, then TELL THE OTHER PERSON. Simple.

monkeydancer wrote:

madmax1012 wrote:my friend dated a girl who gave hand jobs like indian rug burns. she didn't know you have to move your hand up and down. i felt awful for my friend

How can someone not grasp (lulz) the very basic concept of a handjob?

Seriously though if something isn't working in sex, then TELL THE OTHER PERSON. Simple.

Seriously? Stop being boring with the obvious practical advice and come up with something horribly wrong instead.

I AM SORRY I WAS TIRED. In my experience the best thing for lubing up a dick for a good handy is icy hot. Feels so good. Petrol works too.