The Great Ideas Thread

[snipelfritz]

I just now got that the point of the blumpkin is to get blown while you're pooping. Not to blow someone while you smell their poop. It makes a lot more sense now. But it also opens so many questions about prostate stimulation.

Maybe that should've gone in the confessions thread.

[neonblack]

I would much rather my prostate stimulation not involve poop.

I think that should have gone in the confessions thread too.

[PetZounds]

I just now got that the point of the blumpkin is to get blown while you're pooping. Not to blow someone while you smell their poop. It makes a lot more sense now. But it also opens so many questions about prostate stimulation.

Maybe that should've gone in the confessions thread.

This is a thread for ideas.
You can't have questions about prostate stimulation.
You need IDEAS for prostate stimulation.
So, c'mon.
You owe us an idea, those are the rules.

[BitchPudding]

Ok, so I had an idea for how to make instant coffee taste lest shite than normal, and it ended up working here. SO, Ill share it with you guys here.

BitchPudding's recipe for less shite instant coffee

1. Follow the recommended amount of instant brew on the side of the packaging. No, really. Its a huge step towards making your coffee less shite.

2. Boil water, filtered or not filtered on a stove. Don't microwave that shit. Trust me, does not end well and coffee will be shite.

3. Put instant+small amount of water into mug and stir, making a slurry at the bottom of the mug. This would also be the time to add Sugar/cinnamon/syrups to your drank.

4. Once the slurry is formed, pour the rest of the water leaving space for cream if you desire cream.

And your done! Your instant should taste 100% less shite. As an added bonus, if you use creamer, some of the flavored creamers available are really good and can also improve the quality of your instant coffee. And make it less shite.

*This has been a public service announcement from the labs of BitchPudding.

[PetZounds]

Idea:
The last step should be to mix the instant coffee with a FourLoko.

[BitchPudding]

Idea:
The last step should be to mix the instant coffee with a FourLoko.

Actually something I do occasionally is add Rum to the slurry. Kraken tastes good with instant. So warm.

[Achtane]

I was thinking tonight at work that there should definitely be a porn based on the Johnny Cash song, "The Legend of John Henry's Hammer".
Even if there's already a porno version of the story. There might well be.

Like, the setup could be that there's this BBW so, uh, BB that no man is capable of satiating her hambeast lust. Every man on the line has attempted to push his way through her massive folds, to no avail. But of course our man John with his massive BBC "hammer" appears. This is where they can use lyrics directly from the song:
"Swing that hammer down three times
Pay you a nickel a day for every inch you sink it to"
And so on, at opportune moments.

So John's making good progress but then this big boss man comes in to totally cuck him with a steam drill...drilldo. He's all "You so high and mighty with all them muscles, boy, but you 'bout through. This steam drill(do)'s gonna take a little vinegar outta you,"
Then the DP man-machine fuck contest begins. We're really going for a lot of fetishes at once, here. It turns into a public fuck-off. "Two thousand people hollered 'go, John Henry'" and shit gets insanely acrobatic. Eventually the drilldo blows up from sheer friction as the wo-mountain utters a horrible sigh and John Henry emerges victorious. However, as we know, his heart just couldn't take the strain. He fucked himself to death. But every hopeful amateur porn producer makes a pilgrimage to his grave in hopes that it will bring them good fortune.
"You sure was a hammer swinger."
The end.

Feel free to PayPal me $10k for the rights to this production.

[PetZounds]

Now, see, THAT is a Great Idea™!
That could win a motherfucking academy award.

[Chankgeez]

SPICY PUSTARD

A combination of spicy mustard and something that begins with the letter "P". Not sure what yet.

[Plastic_Telos]

A Dehumidifier with a purifying filter that takes the moisture and turns it into ice cubes.




...and cv input for envelope shaping of ice cube output.

[PetZounds]

If you put a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room, both running at full blast, your room will be at a perfect medium humidity level.
Everyone likes a middle ground.

[BitchPudding]

SPICY PUSTARD

A combination of spicy mustard and something that begins with the letter "P". Not sure what yet.

Paprika?

[Chankgeez]

perhaps.

[snipelfritz]

Poop?

I've always wanted to pitch, "Hey, poupon me!" as a slogan for grey poupon.

[Plastic_Telos]

SPICY PUSTARD

A combination of spicy mustard and something that begins with the letter "P". Not sure what yet.

Pickled Mustard!