htsamurai wrote:this video has shown me. Half of ILF would be in Sweden, and the other half would be partially in the American deep south and partially in Brooklyn
i was hanging out where the tourists watch the bears frolic. there were 5 or 6. some pups wrestling, a big dood (?) lounging on a tire, i imagine the two that were pacing around glaring at everybody where females that were looking for something to get pissed about and start a fight. menstrual bears? RUN.
but this one bear was staring up at me. mugging me HELLA hard. like, "what you got on my 40 bitch?" level mugging. i do an a'ight Wookie Call, so i "graHHHHHH-HHH-HHH" 'd down at him. he bear yelled back. i did a "rahhhnhRAHHHHhoooow" at him, he kinda mellowed out and screamed at me. we did that for like 2 minutes. it was....... wonderful.
and then the chubby German dood next to me nudged me, and said, "huh huh huh......... WOOKIE.".
that made it TRANSCENDENT.
Spent a couple of months there. Beautiful town but dull. Everyone seems rude when they talk to you but they talk to their friends the same way in short grunts LOL.
I'd be thrilled to see what would go into the same sort of video, only about France. I always find it fun, how we're seen abroad. Seems we only eat baguette and goat cheese and never drink water, only wine. Oh, and even the right winged are commies. We have universal health care cause we're commies. And a minimum wage above the poverty rate, cause we're commies. And our presidents are always short and talk funny, not cause they're commies. And when you're French you never eat too much, cause you're a gourmet. And unlike Swedes, we give the finger often while driving.
Disarm D'arcy wrote:I'd be thrilled to see what would go into the same sort of video, only about France. I always find it fun, how we're seen abroad. Seems we only eat baguette and goat cheese and never drink water, only wine. Oh, and even the right winged are commies. We have universal health care cause we're commies. And a minimum wage above the poverty rate, cause we're commies. And our presidents are always short and talk funny, not cause they're commies. And when you're French you never eat too much, cause you're a gourmet. And unlike Swedes, we give the finger often while driving.
I love being French.
Don't forget, you're lazy and only work 3 days a week, so the video would take a year to produce.
Tom Dalton wrote:You're a dumbass for making this thread to begin with.
magiclawnchair wrote:fuck that bitter old man
smile_man wrote:
ifeellikeatourist wrote:
Pedals aren't everything, yada, yada, yeah I know.
fuck you.
McSpunckle wrote:I ctrl+f'd mountain goats and decided we aren't friends anymore.
Disarm D'arcy wrote:I'd be thrilled to see what would go into the same sort of video, only about France. I always find it fun, how we're seen abroad. Seems we only eat baguette and goat cheese and never drink water, only wine. Oh, and even the right winged are commies. We have universal health care cause we're commies. And a minimum wage above the poverty rate, cause we're commies. And our presidents are always short and talk funny, not cause they're commies. And when you're French you never eat too much, cause you're a gourmet. And unlike Swedes, we give the finger often while driving.
I love being French.
Don't forget, you're lazy and only work 3 days a week, so the video would take a year to produce.
True dat. But... Fun fact about France #356 : despite working 35 hours a week instead of 40 as most other EU countries does, French workers in the car industry are more efficient to a point that in 35 hours a week that per car, it's labor is cheaper in France. It reminds me of Maurice Taylor's, Titan's CEO, letter to our minister of industry regarding the withdrawal of his offer to buy back the Continental tire factory. The guy was so close to the stereotype of the douchey Yankee patronizing the whole world that it wasn't even funny anymore.
Also, we don't have the fast interwebz and shitz cause we're archaic as fuck. So the video would take a year to upload as well.
