LADIES AND...LADIES, I PRESENT THE BEST CONVERSATION EVER

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SPACERITUAL wrote:HONESTLY HUMANS ARE LIKE.....A SELF REGULATING BOARD GAME FOR US SPACELINGS. ONLY ACCIDENTALLY WE GET TRAPPED IN IT. WHICH SUCKS...

Wait, wait, wait, wait...Earth is Jumanji???



And George Washington Carver was an alien???


Are all black people aliens???


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IEatCats wrote:
SPACERITUAL wrote:THATS RIGHT, RPGS ARE A GIFT FROM YOUR SPACEY OVERLORDS. SERIOUSLY, THE LIFESPAN REQUIRED TO PLAY A PROPER RPG IS BEYOND YOUR ABILITY TO COMPREHEND. IN SPACE, FALLOUT THREE TAKES 6 BILLION LIGHT YEARS TO COMPLETE.

LIGHT YEARS ARE A UNIT OF DISTANCE, BRO. IT'S THE DISTANCE THAT LIGHT TRAVELS AFTER ONE EARTH YEAR. IF FALLOUT THREE TAKES 6 BILLION LIGHT YEARS TO COMPLETE, THEN IT TAKES 6 BILLION YEARS TO COMPLETE.

TODAY YOU LEARNED SOMETHING, BRO.

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SPACERITUAL wrote:SO FUCK YOU. EARTH LOGIC IS SO PRIMITIVE. ALSO. YOU DIDNT INVENT RPGS OR BUTTERFINGERS OR KEIRA KNIGHTLEY. SO FUCK YOU.

SHIT, KEIRA IS BEYOND HOT. SHE IS WAIFISH THIN YET NOT GROSSLY UNDERWEIGHT. IT'S THIN PERFECTION. SHE IS sublime beauty.

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WayToHip wrote:
IEatCats wrote:
SPACERITUAL wrote:THATS RIGHT, RPGS ARE A GIFT FROM YOUR SPACEY OVERLORDS. SERIOUSLY, THE LIFESPAN REQUIRED TO PLAY A PROPER RPG IS BEYOND YOUR ABILITY TO COMPREHEND. IN SPACE, FALLOUT THREE TAKES 6 BILLION LIGHT YEARS TO COMPLETE.

LIGHT YEARS ARE A UNIT OF DISTANCE, BRO. IT'S THE DISTANCE THAT LIGHT TRAVELS AFTER ONE EARTH YEAR. IF FALLOUT THREE TAKES 6 BILLION LIGHT YEARS TO COMPLETE, THEN IT TAKES 6 BILLION YEARS TO COMPLETE.

TODAY YOU LEARNED SOMETHING, BRO.

TRUE.


FALSE.
SPACERITUAL wrote:ALSO IT STANDS TO REASON....THAT LIFE..FROM AN EARTHLY PERSPECTIVE...OR THE MEASURE OF IT, BEING TIME..AN IDIOTIC NOTION, IS SO LIMITED THAT ITS SUGGESTION AS A UNIT OF MEASURE IS LAUGHABLE. THE ONLY INFINITE STANDARD , AND TO WIT, THE ONLY THAT SHOULD BE RESPECTED, IS SPACE. THIS IS TO BE UNDERSTOOD AS PHYSICAL DISTANCE. AN INFINITE SUPPLY OF WHICH IS INCOMPREHENSIBLE TO YOU AS EARTHLY BEINGS. WERE YOU TO BEHOLD EVEN A LIMITED PORTION OF IT YOUR MIND WOULD CAVE IN AND YOUR HEART WOULD EXPLODE...WE WENT THROUGH FIVE ADAMS BEFORE WE FIGURED THAT ONE OUT.
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Wait, how are you missing the obvious implications here: Donovan is no longer logging in to ILF... BECAUSE HE'S IN SPACE!!!!
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Pollinator95 wrote:I read it all with Ziltoid's voice.




AS WELL YOU SHOULD PITIFUL EARTH SPANIARD
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jrmy wrote:Wait, how are you missing the obvious implications here: Donovan is no longer logging in to ILF... BECAUSE HE'S IN SPACE!!!!


i thought he was on vacation in colorado... is facebook lying again?
So this turned into another devi thread...
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snipelfritz wrote:

Are all black people aliens???





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IN THE FUTURE WE HAVE MADE CONTACT WITH THE SPACELINGS

THEY TOLD US SEKRETZ

LAIK IF YEW BEAT FALLOUT IN UNDER 6 MILLION LIGHT YEARS A VORTEX FORMS AND SUCKS YOU INTO KEIRA KNIGHTLY'S VAGINA.

LITERAL WORM HOLE.

EXCEPT MY WORM IS THE SIZE OF A SPACE WORM.
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futuresailors wrote:
LITERAL WORM HOLE.

EXCEPT MY WORM IS THE SIZE OF A SPACE WORM.




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SPACERITUAL wrote:
futuresailors wrote:
LITERAL WORM HOLE.

EXCEPT MY WORM IS THE SIZE OF A SPACE WORM.




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Fuzzy Fred wrote:
jrmy wrote:Wait, how are you missing the obvious implications here: Donovan is no longer logging in to ILF... BECAUSE HE'S IN SPACE!!!!


i thought he was on vacation in colorado... is facebook lying again?


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is that an oven mitt, or a fisting glove?
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dubkitty wrote:is that an oven mitt, or a fisting glove?

There's a difference???
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dubkitty wrote:is that an oven mitt, or a fisting glove?

Either way it looks happy to see you.
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