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Re: mannn...my left nipple itches like a bastard today
Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 8:02 pm
by dubkitty
two words: fiberglass insulation.
Re: mannn...my left nipple itches like a bastard today
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 10:49 am
by theavondon
Note: removing temporary tattoos on your nipples isn't as fun as putting temporary tattoos on your nipples.
Re: mannn...my left nipple itches like a bastard today
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 10:55 am
by Achtane
Re: mannn...my left nipple itches like a bastard today
Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:46 am
by Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D.
that shea butter so silky smoooov
Re: mannn...my left nipple itches like a bastard today
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:01 pm
by Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D.
just wanted to give an update....after a few weeks of persisting itch, and lotioning. my nipple is now back to its ripe and peachy self!

Re: mannn...my left nipple itches like a bastard today
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:40 pm
by snipelfritz
Thank god! I was concerned...
Re: mannn...my left nipple itches like a bastard today
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:44 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D. wrote:just wanted to give an update....after a few weeks of persisting itch, and lotioning. my nipple is now back to its ripe and peachy self!

pics or gtfo
Re: mannn...my left nipple itches like a bastard today
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:24 pm
by wsas3
Fuzzy Fred wrote:Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D. wrote:just wanted to give an update....after a few weeks of persisting itch, and lotioning. my nipple is now back to its ripe and peachy self!

pics or gtfo
Re: mannn...my left nipple itches like a bastard today
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:46 pm
by alexa.
Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D. wrote:just wanted to give an update....after a few weeks of persisting itch, and lotioning. my nipple is now back to its ripe and peachy self!

just found this:
"i hear if your left nipple gets itchy, someone's masturbating while thinking of you."
guess you missed a few really good fucks.
Re: mannn...my left nipple itches like a bastard today
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:49 pm
by wsas3
Aw dude that's pretty funny

Re: mannn...my left nipple itches like a bastard today
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:51 pm
by kbit
alexa. wrote:Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D. wrote:just wanted to give an update....after a few weeks of persisting itch, and lotioning. my nipple is now back to its ripe and peachy self!

just found this:
"i hear if your left nipple gets itchy, someone's masturbating while thinking of you."
guess you missed a few really good fucks.

Re: mannn...my left nipple itches like a bastard today
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 2:03 pm
by Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D.
alexa. wrote:Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D. wrote:just wanted to give an update....after a few weeks of persisting itch, and lotioning. my nipple is now back to its ripe and peachy self!

just found this:
"i hear if your left nipple gets itchy, someone's masturbating while thinking of you."
guess you missed a few really good fucks.
damn must have had either one really dedicated masturbator, or a group of them each taking shifts. cuz my nipple was itchy for like a month straight!
guess thats what i get for rarely going out.
Re: mannn...my left nipple itches like a bastard today
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 6:54 pm
by behndy
unownunown wrote:Jeff-7 wrote:I think unownunown is volunteering for said lotion application.
not at all. i just think everyone should know a dry nipple is an unhappy one.
go ooooooooooooooooon......
Re: mannn...my left nipple itches like a bastard today
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 1:03 am
by RR Bigman

as an aside, joggers nipple sucks...one of the benefits of having started smoking is that I can no longer run further than from my couch to my fridge
Re: mannn...my left nipple itches like a bastard today
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:55 pm
by snipelfritz
RR Bigman wrote:
as an aside, joggers nipple sucks...one of the benefits of having started smoking is that I can no longer run further than from my couch to my fridge
That kind of shit is just sad. And I'm talking about running so far that your nipples bleed and keep running. That's just pathetic. At that point, I think your life has hit rock bottom.
I mean if you like shredding your nipples, that's pretty cool. But you don't need to run a marathon to do it.
I will never comprehend runners.