ilovefuzz.com

i want to be awesome at handjobs/dome.

sounds so funnnnnnn

Fuzzy Fred wrote:

yallerhon wrote:

DarkAxel wrote:some are better than i am though

There's a word for girls like that...
... tranny

fixed

The lady at the post office was confusing "Transylvania" and "Tazmanis" yesterday, and she said "TransMania" like 3 times. I wanted to be like

"IT'S TRANSMANIA! EVERYBODY SWITCH GENDERS BLUUUUAAAGHAGAHGAHGAHA!"

aen wrote:

Fuzzy Fred wrote:

yallerhon wrote:

DarkAxel wrote:some are better than i am though

There's a word for girls like that...
... tranny

fixed

The lady at the post office was confusing "Transylvania" and "Tazmanis" yesterday, and she said "TransMania" like 3 times. I wanted to be like

"IT'S TRANSMANIA! EVERYBODY SWITCH GENDERS BLUUUUAAAGHAGAHGAHGAHA!"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABWAAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAI...

HOW did You manage carrying on with Your business in the office? Just how could You manage NOT laughing at that image?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fmban3Fio14[/youtube]

Ok dudes. You all need to grow a fucking pair and tell a girl what the fuck you want.

Men bitch all the time about how girls don't tell them what the want or how to do it. It goes both ways. Every guy I have messed around with wanted/liked different stuff. I am not a god damn mind reader. If she has never been told how to do it, she cannot possibly know.

I understand that most guys don't love hand jobs. That's totally fine. But if you have a girl grabbing your dick and you don't like how she is doing it, wouldn't it be better to say "here, like this" rather than just puss out and run?

dood. i tell the ladies what i'm into. hell, getting pegged comes with a full half hour sit-down explanation with diagrams and video tutorials.

i just think some things are silly to ask of a layday. there's no way a grrL's ever going to Hand Wobble my bits better than i can. I AM A MASTER AT BAITING.

i'd rather spend time doing stuff i CAN'T do better alone.

i can recall explaining the finer points of this to at least one ex-lover. it worked

If a handjob is going on, I feel like it gets uncomfortable after more than a few minutes. It's just very mundane, and in my experience, pleasurable for neither person.

Really though, dome.

fuck yall handjobs are dece.

aens_wife wrote:Ok dudes. You all need to grow a fucking pair and tell a girl what the fuck you want.

Men bitch all the time about how girls don't tell them what the want or how to do it. It goes both ways. Every guy I have messed around with wanted/liked different stuff. I am not a god damn mind reader. If she has never been told how to do it, she cannot possibly know.

I understand that most guys don't love hand jobs. That's totally fine. But if you have a girl grabbing your dick and you don't like how she is doing it, wouldn't it be better to say "here, like this" rather than just puss out and run?

We need mo' women 'round here.

smile_man wrote:fuck yall handjobs are dece.

Cale, dome.

theavondon wrote:

smile_man wrote:fuck yall handjobs are dece.

Cale, dome.

whichever one is more aggressive imo.

i dont like talking about sex.

this is far too bro for me.

smile_man wrote:

theavondon wrote:

smile_man wrote:fuck yall handjobs are dece.

Cale, dome.

whichever one is more aggressive imo.

i dont like talking about sex.

this is far too bro for me.

BRO C'MAW BRO

wat dome?