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Re: Random and silly life lessons
Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 3:42 pm
by Snufkino
You only regret the things you don't do.
See first post for evidence of this.
Re: Random and silly life lessons
Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 4:43 pm
by tuffteef
devnulljp wrote:maz91379 wrote:Girls are dumb 75-90% of the time.
How else would you get them to sleep with you?
baseball bat on the head
Re: Random and silly life lessons
Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:07 pm
by theavondon
If playing a house show, and not partaking in the other festivities, don't park far in. You'll get blocked in, and you'll never be able to leave.
Don't let fridges come unplugged.
If they do, name the smell. Mine was named "The Ghost of General Custer".
Re: Random and silly life lessons
Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:20 pm
by Achtane
Re: Random and silly life lessons
Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 2:51 pm
by The4455
Don't argue with your teachers, especially if they are also the wrestling coach and their forearms are bigger than your biceps.
Re: Random and silly life lessons
Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 3:03 pm
by unownunown
keep a blanket in your trunk/backpack.
it's the most useful thing ever. at a park and the grass is wet? blanket. wintertime and heat goes out? blanket. drunk and need a cape? blanket.
Re: Random and silly life lessons
Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 3:05 pm
by Mudfuzz
unownunown wrote:keep a blanket in your trunk/backpack.
it's the most useful thing ever. at a park and the grass is wet? blanket. wintertime and heat goes out? blanket. drunk and need a cape? blanket.
Post of the day!
Re: Random and silly life lessons
Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 3:06 pm
by unownunown
Mudfuzz wrote:unownunown wrote:keep a blanket in your trunk/backpack.
it's the most useful thing ever. at a park and the grass is wet? blanket. wintertime and heat goes out? blanket. drunk and need a cape? blanket.
Post of the day!
Re: Random and silly life lessons
Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 3:07 pm
by Eric!
unownunown wrote:keep a blanket in your trunk/backpack.
it's the most useful thing ever. at a park and the grass is wet? blanket. wintertime and heat goes out? blanket. drunk and need a cape? blanket.
This post makes me want to add it to my sig, but then I'd be approaching MLC-length, and no one likes that
Re: Random and silly life lessons
Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 8:07 pm
by Monkeyboard
Don't do anything or go anywhere without your towel.
Re: Random and silly life lessons
Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 8:19 pm
by Fuzzy Picklez
Monkeyboard wrote:Don't do anything or go anywhere without your towel.
Words to live by.
Re: Random and silly life lessons
Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 12:57 am
by Eric!
Monkeyboard wrote:Don't do anything or go anywhere without your towel.
Re: Random and silly life lessons
Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 2:02 pm
by spacelordmother
tuffteef wrote:i always wonder how people lose shoes at shows
then someone picks it up and throws it at the band
I think that Les does this as a plant so he has an excuse to stop the show and rant a bit.
Re: Random and silly life lessons
Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:05 pm
by Gearmond
never be the drunkest person at the party, but always get drunk enough to need someone else to drive you home.
an unkempt bed is less likely to have bedbugs
Re: Random and silly life lessons
Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:10 pm
by DarkAxel
Gearmond wrote:never be the drunkest person at the party, but always get drunk enough to need someone else to drive you home.
that reminds me that once, i was the ONLY drunk person at the party
don't let this EVER happen to you, friends
