Fuck yeah norwegian post.

[D.o.S.]

Meanwhile it takes a week and a half to go from Brooklyn to me because fuck everything right?

[HAVN]

Ja, vi elsker dette landet!

[quote="SPACERITUAL]EU standards[/quote]

Norwegians, like the Swiss, actually chose to remain outside the EU.

[HAVN]

UglyCasanova, you're welcome: http://www.lastexittonowhere.com/shop/p ... gular-fit/

[Eivind August]

[Chankgeez]

[Iommic Pope]

No offense to you Scandos, but....Schjelderup sounds like something you'd pay a lot of money for.

[HAVN]

Lots of expensive pork.

[tabbycat]

the Italian postal service is slow because they always open up your parcels before sending them to you to see if there is anything worth nicking. The Italians generally have great taste so if your parcel passes through their postal service and they don’t keep it for themselves it probably means you have bought something shit and should, by a curious twist of logic, feel offended.

the German postal service is slow because all the workers are former-east germans who, out of force of habit, are compelled to open and read every letter to see if it contains any anti-party propaganda.

the French postal service is slow because they are all on strike or taking time off work to visit their psychotherapist. or making low-fi art films about themselves being on stike or being depressed.

the British postal service is slow because the government keeps selling off state-owned services to their public school city chums in exchange for a day out at the polo and a back-hander. consequently the postal service now consists of three zero-hour-contract illiterate teenagers, a wheelbarrow, and ten thousand non-dom executive directors registered for tax in jersey.

the American postal service is slow because any incoming or outgoing package is perceived as a imminent terrorist threat and immediately destroyed as part of the ongoing ‘axis of hysterical and uninformed paranoia’ programme (sponsored by fox news).

the Norwegian postal service is fast because the place is a barren icy rock, the culture revolves around curing fish and growing beards, and you can only tell the men and women apart for two weeks of the year when they are able to take their snowsuits off and not die of hypothermia. hence they are generally bored as fuck and end up sorting mail just to keep warm.

[Joe Gress]

^LOLOLOL

Only place I ever had any troubles sending something was Spain. Sent a fret saw (when I was "attempting" to build my own bass ) to a guy, it took a month and a half. He was used to it and had no qualms about it, but I was panicking the whole time. He got it, emailed me that all was good and in order, and thanks for the fast shipping! He was completely serious too.