I am a dick
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sylnau
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What is the only rule on ILF?
"I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." --John Cage
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antennafarm
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YOU CAN BE A DICK AS LONG AS YOU GOT A BIG MUFF?sylnau wrote:What is the only rule on ILF?
adlfkhjadgfjkhafh i'll find a cliff to jump off.
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Jwar
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Vas ist das?untilshewokeme wrote:I will send you some Pro Tan when I send you the VT to etch.
I know. I know! That's why I want to explain myself. I feel like I owe it to the community. I've been so fucking moody lately. Ugh. It sucks. I hate it. But it will be over soon. If it gets too bad, I'm just going to go offline for awhile.sylnau wrote:What is the only rule on ILF?
lolGod I wish dude!! During a bulk maybe, but not a cut.hbombgraphics wrote:good luck with the show,
can't you just eat like the Rock?
http://www.muscleandfitness.com/nutriti ... ck-cooking
haha. Poor me doing it to myself!!! hahaha
I just wanted it out there so if I seem edgy or weird, that's why. Like I said, I love you guys.
"I do not have the ability to think rationally 90% of the time and I also change my mind at the drop of a hat".
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hbombgraphics
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love you too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and yeah that diet is insane
a guy from Complex tried it for a day and ended up yacking everywhere
and yeah that diet is insane
a guy from Complex tried it for a day and ended up yacking everywhere
Gunner Recall wrote:This thread is bad and everyone in it should feel bad.
https://soundcloud.com/hbombgraphicsIommic Pope wrote:This thread is mediocre at best, but I encourage everyone posting in it to feel as awesome as possible.
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untilshewokeme
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Spray tanner that bodybuilders use for competitions.jwar wrote:Vas ist dasuntilshewokeme wrote:I will send you some Pro Tan when I send you the VT to etch.
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Blackened Soul
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Re: I am a dick
all this thread does is make me think of..
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Inconuucl
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That reminds me of that one time in freshman year of college when a girl tried stabbing me with a knife. I had recently discovered my allergy to grass (there's no real grass down in Miami...) and was on a steroid that made my mind go all sorts of directions, I was horny angry and sad AT THE SAME TIME ALL THE TIME. Independently from this event, This one poor girl had some misguided ideals about me which led her to ask me out and declare her love to me, I said yes because I wasn't thinking straight. I was then proceed to spend the rest of my medication period at home because my roommate was worried that I was going to do something stupid (little did he know I already did...). I had completely forgotten about my actions and so the next time I saw this poor girl she went all obsessive over me and I was freaking out as to why she was trying to kiss me and be all flirty and she thinks I'm joking and tells me...
Lets just say trying to convince her that I was not in the right state of mind when that happened was a multi-week affair, she started following me home and such. One of the times when she actually made it inside my place I had enough and took everything I knew about her and just kinda destroyed her with it, like took all her insecurities and fired them back at her, she kinda snapped and tried to grab my chef knife to stab me with it. Luckily for me she was a tiny Asian woman and so she wasn't able to reach. I ended up being successful in kicking her out of my place and didn't find out about her whereabouts until senior year, when her best friend told me that I basically fucked her up bad for a good couple of years...
I still feel incredibly guilty about it, even though it's been a long time since. Although I feel like it wouldn't have ended much differently had I manned up to my medicated self's actions.
Anyways, what I'm saying is that if anything is going to make you turn into a raging dickmonster, at least be aware of it before you get stabbed by a tiny asian girl just out of high school.
I had recently discovered my allergy to grass (there's no real grass down in Miami...) and was on a steroid that made my mind go all sorts of directions, I was horny angry and sad AT THE SAME TIME ALL THE TIME. Independently from this event, This one poor girl had some misguided ideals about me which led her to ask me out and declare her love to me, I said yes because I wasn't thinking straight. I was then proceed to spend the rest of my medication period at home because my roommate was worried that I was going to do something stupid (little did he know I already did...). I had completely forgotten about my actions and so the next time I saw this poor girl she went all obsessive over me and I was freaking out as to why she was trying to kiss me and be all flirty and she thinks I'm joking and tells me...Lets just say trying to convince her that I was not in the right state of mind when that happened was a multi-week affair, she started following me home and such. One of the times when she actually made it inside my place I had enough and took everything I knew about her and just kinda destroyed her with it, like took all her insecurities and fired them back at her, she kinda snapped and tried to grab my chef knife to stab me with it. Luckily for me she was a tiny Asian woman and so she wasn't able to reach. I ended up being successful in kicking her out of my place and didn't find out about her whereabouts until senior year, when her best friend told me that I basically fucked her up bad for a good couple of years...
I still feel incredibly guilty about it, even though it's been a long time since. Although I feel like it wouldn't have ended much differently had I manned up to my medicated self's actions.
Anyways, what I'm saying is that if anything is going to make you turn into a raging dickmonster, at least be aware of it before you get stabbed by a tiny asian girl just out of high school.
