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OK! So it's confession time!

So I'm a raging asshole right now because I'm getting ready for my first bodybuilding show. If you don't know anything about bodybuilding, then I'll tell you. :)

My body fat is at 6% right now and I'm a 188 lbs at 5ft 8. This is the LOWEST I've ever been in my life. It's actually lower than I want to be ever. BUT I have to in order to show definition.

So why am I making this thread?

So lately, I've been a bit of a dick.

I want everyone to know it's not because I am a dick. haha. Well...I am sometimes. It's because of my damn cutting. I literally am starving some days and my brain is not functioning right. :(

I can't wait until this is over! So I wanted to let everyone know in advance, that if I'm rude to you, I apologize. I love everyone here and the last thing I want to do is have people dislike me here. :(

So just wanted to share. Please love me back my fuzz brothers and sisters!!!


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It's ok to be a dick when you're really jacked.

At least that's the presiding memory I have of adolescence.
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We're here to help you, dick.

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D.o.S. wrote:It's ok to be a dick when you're really jacked.

At least that's the presiding memory I have of adolescence.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
"I do not have the ability to think rationally 90% of the time and I also change my mind at the drop of a hat".

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when's the show?
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So, uh, not to sound like a dick, but can you explain why people do things like this?
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If it makes you feel any better, I didn't notice a difference.
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Ugly Nora wrote:If it makes you feel any better, I didn't notice a difference.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

spacelordmother wrote:So, uh, not to sound like a dick, but can you explain why people do things like this?
For money, glory and to get gains. LOL. I don't know. It's just something I've always wanted to do. It's kind of a bucket list thing. If I do good at it, great if not, oh well! I'm in the best shape of my life. I love fitness, and was bored with where I was at and this changed everything for me.
weed_killer wrote:when's the show?
Sadly not until August. UGH. It was supposed to be this month. Turns out we got a few things mixed up. So it sucks. I'm going to be way more than ready, but it's better to be over prepared.

I am planning on doing a second show this year as well and then I'm off until next year or I'm done. It depends on how much I like it or hate it. Who knows? I may never do it again.

BUT! I've been busting my ass for a year to get this far, so I'm doing it.
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That is awesome! Wish you the best of luck! Had a buddy that worked out to compete in his 40s. He was sort of a dick too, but generally a good guy of principal so you can sort of forgive the dickness...
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good luck with the show,
can't you just eat like the Rock?
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I will send you some Pro Tan when I send you the VT to etch.
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