Shit your boss says

[kbit]

"That poop threw me for a loop, man... I forgot what I was doing."

[Sparrow]

i have 2 bosses. one says fun shit. one say dumb shit.

"it's pooched" meaning something is broken - beyond repair.

"check out that milf"

"well .. i'm off. faster than a brides panties .. on wedding night"
.. i heard this "joke" so many times. he thinks it's the funniest thing ever.

i will have more.

[kbit]

Sounds like one of your bosses could be taken down on sexual harassment real easy.
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"I can't wait to go home and Codeine my face off."

[Sparrow]

Sounds like one of your bosses could be taken down on sexual harassment real easy.
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"I can't wait to go home and Codeine my face off."

he's said some weird stuff. yeah.

[Achtane]

"Screw science."
Turns out that it's not worth trying to explain sleep paralysis to someone who believes in nightly ghost visits
I found out yesterday that the main reason I was hired is because the number 2 repeats in my phone number three times, and that's a sign of good fortune.

[Sparrow]

"Screw science."
Turns out that it's not worth trying to explain sleep paralysis to someone who believes in nightly ghost visits
I found out yesterday that the main reason I was hired is because the number 2 repeats in my phone number three times, and that's a sign of good fortune.

way to go triple two

[neonblack]

"If every one of you died of syphilis tomorrow, I still wouldn't hire that meth head bitch."

"If it snows again tonight, I might legitimately put a bullet in my brain."

"I don't make fun of skinny jeans anymore. Sometimes society grows to accept things, even when they don't make any fucking sense."

[Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D.]

"I didn't lose my virginity until I was married, and I turned out okay!" or something to that effect.

[culturejam]

"Pigs get fat; hogs get slaughtered." (love that one)

[weed_killer]

I got in a few minutes late this morning, and because I walk over and the weather's getting warmer I was a little sweaty. She asked me how I was and I said that - apparently admitting you're sweaty is 'TMI' and cause for an awkward exit?

[Sparrow]

I got in a few minutes late this morning, and because I walk over and the weather's getting warmer I was a little sweaty. She asked me how I was and I said that - apparently admitting you're sweaty is 'TMI' and cause for an awkward exit?

was your Fly down?

[GiAnt_ROboT]

What's a cunt?

[goosekevin]

my manager is a terrible rapper who very clearly listens to too much eminem/tyler and raps about drugs, fucking peoples mums, masturbating and then occasionally about raping/drugging/murdering women

its so fuckin bizarre though because he is the most mild mannered dude at work and then says awful awful shit in raps

[mikeyx13]

You’re a walking HR nightmare!
Are you ever going to get a haircut?

[weed_killer]

I got in a few minutes late this morning, and because I walk over and the weather's getting warmer I was a little sweaty. She asked me how I was and I said that - apparently admitting you're sweaty is 'TMI' and cause for an awkward exit?

was your Fly down?

haha, definitely not. I think it was just that most people don't like hearing more than a "fine, thanks" to "how are you".