What kind of weirdo are you???

[alexa.]

Also, since I was a kid on long drives I'd envision some sort of video game-esque figure and have him/her jump over cars and obstacles on the footpath.

YES!

I would control the jumping by clenching my arse cheeks.

OHMYGOD YES! O_O I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT IT! Usually I'd imagine my lego technic figures to do it.
Think the control of the car-jumps was in my teeth click most of the time tho.

I even used to give them snowboards, make a mountain with my knees and blanket when lying down, and then ride the mountain and do trix.
Oh the things I've done with lego.. days without food, assembling stuff all day

@weed_killer: I do the second guessing too. sometimes I'm sure of someone's name, but I guess afraid of making a mistake, so I rather ask them again. I'm working on getting through that cuz I really don't like being that way, feels wrong.

[Seance]

Also, since I was a kid on long drives I'd envision some sort of video game-esque figure and have him/her jump over cars and obstacles on the footpath. I would control the jumping by clenching my arse cheeks.

I used to do a variation of this when in a car, but with eye floaters (muscae volitantes).
I would move the little circles and threads (resembling strings of frog eggs)
through or over things by moving my eyes. I still sometimes do it.

[Big Mon]

I often rollplay absurd situations in my head while I shower or make lunch. It's ok until I start acting out all the parts in different accents when I think the house is empty... but it's not. Also, since I was a kid on long drives I'd envision some sort of video game-esque figure and have him/her jump over cars and obstacles on the footpath. I would control the jumping by clenching my arse cheeks.

I have plenty more but it all falls under the uncomfortable/grotesque mental illness fueled behaviour category.

This is, for me, is the most relatable post in this thread, minus the clenching of the butt cheeks. Except the figure in my case is me. I'll either do gymnastic style flips over power lines, ride a bike on the side of the road, or skateboard. I totally do the situational roleplay thing, too; in my head and out loud.

[Ancient Astronaught]

- My eye movements and what I look at (or don't look at) weirds people out

stop staring at my crotch, dude.

I would if I could but I can't so I won't. It's just so hypnotizing.

I was diagnosed with the exact same things when I was 16 (my S-A D manifested as multiple voices in my head), when I was 23 I took waaaayyyyyy too much LSD and went into a weird trip / coma at a festival. I remember that in my head I walked into a room and found every bit of my personality labeled on bricks in a huge pile, and I went through and threw out or broke the bricks of things I didn't like about myself and built a wall with the bricks of the parts of me I did like. I stumbled out of my tent 14 hours later a completely different person and have had no more issues in the last ten years....

I want to defragment my cpu as well

It's a weird and refreshing feeling. Not sure I wanna go through that experience again though. I definitely believe in these LSD / MDMA psycho therapy clinics that have popped up in recent years. I truly believe they can be more effective than conventional medicine and counseling.

I talk to my self, I don't like dogs, of late I have had this urge to see how far I can wing a smart phone ripped from someone walking around a store, deep down I am not sure I like humans.. or at least not many or them, I think carrots and peanut butter makes a nice sandwich, I am not sure I exist, I must pick at it, until it bleeds, I cannot put my right shoe on first, I don't see a reason to separate or replace one for the other or ever take down halloween or xmas decorations, I don't like this thread, I don't like it when my hands feel dirty, same with my ears, I clean them a lot, I like run-on sentences, I have never smoked weed yet all my friends always have, I tend to collect stuff, I hate all colors off-white which means I hate most walls, I keep searching the internet for covers of king diamond songs done in the stylings of tiny tim to no avail...

I love everything about this. My kinda OCD. Your not weird, your unique and that's badass.

[UglyCasanova]

-I'm a workaholic, cause it's a coping mechanism for low-self esteem, haha. Always making albums, collages, writing, etc. I don't know how to relax and just have nothing going on.

Mindfulness. No, I'm not shitting you. I used to be just like that. At least download the free 10-day trial of an app called Headspace. Might not work for you, but if it does...man, letting the mind relax, if only for a few minutes a day, will help you immensely. It's not about becoming a lazy turd, but by letting your mind chill out for a bit you'll reflect more upon everything that you do and be present in the moment in a much more laid-back fashion. Life changer for me, actually.

-Hippie, signing out.

[weed_killer]

-I'm a workaholic, cause it's a coping mechanism for low-self esteem, haha. Always making albums, collages, writing, etc. I don't know how to relax and just have nothing going on.

Mindfulness. No, I'm not shitting you. I used to be just like that. At least download the free 10-day trial of an app called Headspace. Might not work for you, but if it does...man, letting the mind relax, if only for a few minutes a day, will help you immensely. It's not about becoming a lazy turd, but by letting your mind chill out for a bit you'll reflect more upon everything that you do and be present in the moment in a much more laid-back fashion. Life changer for me, actually.

-Hippie, signing out.

I'll look into it, thanks. If it doesn't work I'll just stick to Dead shows for some minor relief

[Achtane]

Also, since I was a kid on long drives I'd envision some sort of video game-esque figure and have him/her jump over cars and obstacles on the footpath.

YES!

I would control the jumping by clenching my arse cheeks.

Noooo....

....but that's still hilarious.

Wasn't expecting that second part
It was always Sonic the Hedgehog cutting through all he houses and stuff with his roll attack, for me.

[Big Mon]

That reminds me of American Psycho, how dude always played some generic shit before he offed somebody. ^^^

[goroth]

You just offended Huey Lewis.

[snipelfritz]

Definitely did that car game thing with power lines as a kid.

I also talk about music in the car as if I were telling someone about it. It's generally my calling in life to teach people about how the music I like is the best and I'm smart and awesome.

[UglyCasanova]

I rearrange my pedalboard in my mind pretty much every night before falling asleep. I may also discuss the choices with myself.

"But imagine pedal A's feedback characteristics cascading into pedal B when pedal B's settings are such and such." Fucking dork.

[goroth]

I rearrange my pedalboard in my mind pretty much every night before falling asleep. I may also discuss the choices with myself.

"But imagine pedal A's feedback characteristics cascading into pedal B when pedal B's settings are such and such." Fucking dork.

Same here!

[magiclawnchair]

i growl real quiet under my breath when im trying to figure something out or when i am generally annoyed.

i enjoy being alone. im very anxious in groups of people and often get very very distant and twitchy. general admission concerts are not fun for me at all unless its at a smaller bar/club and i can get right up front or snag a seat on a mezz. once the music starts im all good but the waiting in the crowd even when i am with friends causes me to get real anxious i guess.

i do not want to talk on the phone. in fact i down right hate talking on the phone. really, im not a big fan of talking in general. there is no such thing as an awkward silence for me. when whom ever i am with is uncomfortable with a silence i pick up on it right away and usually start grinning and right away get questioned about why im grinning. dont get me wrong, i do like to be around people but im always the guy that doesnt talk a lot. however, i am a very loud person. i cant help it.

humans are my least favorite animal on this planet but i am not trying to turn this into a what kind of asshole are you thread.

ok, now that you know i am an aloof crack pot here are some habits...

i have to have a cap on my pen unless its a clicky pen. if its a standard ball point with no cap i will give it to someone or throw it away. you do not want me to have a clicky pen because i will start clicking slayer songs if you make me sit in this meeting. i always bring clicky pens to meetings. i do not eat mayo but i will put peanut butter on my blt. i absolutely have to face all bills as soon as they hit my hand even if they never go into my wallet. if someone hands me a messed up stack of bills, say more than 3-4, i sorta grunt and face them right there in front of the person. i cant help it and never realized i grunted until an ex told me. when playing games that need a score keeper in have to be the score keeper. not because i dont trust others just because there is no other way. i dont burp like normal people. i let out a series of 4 or 5 smaller burps all in a row. i often do the right hand bass finger picking thing as im walking around. i dont usually talk to my cats because i sing to them. i am a horrible singer but when i talk to them its in a sort of sung song format. i do the same sort of overboard collecting that some of you have talked about. jwar would probably giggle over my bookshelf. easton press was way better 15-20 years ago though...

sigh, thats enough for now. sorry if im not really around/contributing much anymore.

[magiclawnchair]

I rearrange my pedalboard in my mind pretty much every night before falling asleep. I may also discuss the choices with myself.

"But imagine pedal A's feedback characteristics cascading into pedal B when pedal B's settings are such and such." Fucking dork.

Same here!

on this forum saying you didnt do this would land you in the weirdo thread i think!

[Big Mon]

i enjoy being alone.

i do not want to talk on the phone. in fact i down right hate talking on the phone.

Yes and yes. I'm pretty quick to clown on FB or on here, but when it comes down to it, I'm borderline misanthrope. People generally bug me. And that's not to say that I'm unfriendly towards EVERYONE. But I really value my alone time. And I say this with every ounce of sincerity I can muster, FUCK talking on the phone. The only people I'll actually talk to on the phone are my kids or the Mrs., and sometimes I'm even reluctant to talk to them.

This is why the Carrot and I get along so good