Why do you guys group topics into threads so much?

[Jwar]

penis

[The_Active_Conundrum]

penis

penis

[jasonmitsch]

Perhaps we should save these questions for "The Mystery Arm Hair Thread"?

[Mudfuzz]

Perhaps we should save these questions for "The Mystery Arm Hair Thread"?

this is a needed thread! go for it

[Big Mon]

When I was 12 years old and my voice had changed, I had one single mutant nipple hair. Just one. It grew, I shit you not, to an impressive 5+ inches.

[Chankgeez]

penis

... It grew, I shit you not, to an impressive 5+ inches.

[Big Mon]

penis

... It grew, I shit you not, to an impressive 5+ inches.

:surprise:

[sonidero]

So there was this one time I was telling Becky, I was telling her about this boy who had an enormous thing and Becky was all like thinking she knew what I was talking about and tried to tell me about this other boy with a thing and I was all like no Becky, Becky listen but she started talking about his penis and I was trying to talk about this one random hair and she just wouldn't listen...

[Chankgeez]

So there was this one time I was telling Becky, I was telling her about this boy who had an enormous thing and Becky was all like thinking she knew what I was talking about and tried to tell me about this other boy with a thing and I was all like no Becky, Becky listen but she started talking about his penis and I was trying to talk about this one random hair and she just wouldn't listen...

yeah I think I remember that scene in Slacker.

[sonidero]

Silly, that was Theresa the drummer for the BHS but I know her too...

There was this one time when we had a thread that was talking about something random that I fogot about but then that one guy came on and started posting some other stuff that was off topic and we were all like come on dude but then he started his own thread and we talked about it on there then it got off topic and we were all like oh no here we go again down the k hole right but then at the same time both threads got bumped buy a new guy and they were both on topic and we were all like finally so we started that new thread to talk about how our threads were so aligned or something but then that one got locked cause someone said something weird and then we had to start over or something... Remember that???

[The_Active_Conundrum]

Silly, that was Theresa the drummer for the BHS but I know her too...

There was this one time when we had a thread that was talking about something random that I fogot about but then that one guy came on and started posting some other stuff that was off topic and we were all like come on dude but then he started his own thread and we talked about it on there then it got off topic and we were all like oh no here we go again down the k hole right but then at the same time both threads got bumped buy a new guy and they were both on topic and we were all like finally so we started that new thread to talk about how our threads were so aligned or something but then that one got locked cause someone said something weird and then we had to start over or something... Remember that???

Must have been before I got here.

[Mudfuzz]

Silly, that was Theresa the drummer for the BHS but I know her too...

There was this one time when we had a thread that was talking about something random that I fogot about but then that one guy came on and started posting some other stuff that was off topic and we were all like come on dude but then he started his own thread and we talked about it on there then it got off topic and we were all like oh no here we go again down the k hole right but then at the same time both threads got bumped buy a new guy and they were both on topic and we were all like finally so we started that new thread to talk about how our threads were so aligned or something but then that one got locked cause someone said something weird and then we had to start over or something... Remember that???

no…

[sonidero]

But you were there and you and you and you and we were talking about striped socks and different cuts of old growth wood and then that guy wanted to talk about creepers so we had that other thread and then it got into using certain pines to make sides for Moogs and we started another thread that got too heated over logging and how big is your log so we had to start another thread about cellos but then they all became the same thread about cellos that were made from old growth wood with built in Moog pedlols and someone was gonna get that girl from pintrest to make those striped orange/green and black knitted slip cover for said cellos...

[Mudfuzz]

You just described 1 out of ever 5 threads

[jasonmitsch]

When does Jwar send the mason jars?