You = Historical Figure. Who would you pick?

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Scarlett Johansson

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goroth wrote:Axl Rose.

Because he's super rad.

I can't tell how serious this is.


I think I would be Jiro (the sushi guy)

too be that good at anything and to do it all on your own terms has to be awesome
I think that is why MJ is so appealing
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The poet Catullus. He was a bad motherfucker who didn't take no shit when fools were tryina diss his sappy poems.
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Because they are delicate, that I have no shame.
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[Verses] which then indeed have taste and charm,
If they are delicate and a little shameless,
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Fyodor Dostoyevsky:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fyodor_Dostoyevsky

He's my favourite writer because for me he as no other can feel and describe the inside world of a human being with all it's conflicting thoughts, beliefs, wants and anxieties and the dysfunctional connection one can have with society and people in general.
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Genghis Khan. Cuz all that ass.
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WayToHip wrote:Genghis Khan. Cuz all that ass. As in holy fuck levels of ass.
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hbombgraphics wrote:
goroth wrote:Axl Rose.

Because he's super rad.

I can't tell how serious this is.


I think I would be Jiro (the sushi guy)

too be that good at anything and to do it all on your own terms has to be awesome
I think that is why MJ is so appealing
It's serious.
I don't care if he's a washed up Vegas act now, Axl is the shit.
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Fine. I'll be that guy.

I'd be Hitler. You know, so I could actually get into architecture school and avoid all the unpleasantness.
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culturejam wrote:Fine. I'll be that guy.

I'd be Hitler. You know, so I could actually get into architecture school and avoid all the unpleasantness.

I was actually waiting for someone to say this! hahahahaha




I think I'd be Vlad The Impaler. He seemed to have an interesting life...
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Darth Vader.
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Mudfuzz wrote:Darth Vader.
YES.

but if we're doing non-fictional folks, i'd have to be either a leif ericcson/harald halfdansson. they explored the world in the height of the viking era which sounds so badass to me. or al capone. AL MOTHERFUCKIN CAPONE
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Vuvuzela wrote:
Mudfuzz wrote:Darth Vader.
YES.

but if we're doing non-fictional folks, i'd have to be either a leif ericcson/harald halfdansson. they explored the world in the height of the viking era which sounds so badass to me. or al capone. AL MOTHERFUCKIN CAPONE
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:lol:

fictional/non-fictional :idk: in terms of make-believing to be some old dead dude or some old nonexistent dude it's really all the same ;)
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It did happen a long time ago...(in a galaxy far, far away)
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