PSA: avoid causing any damage to the skin of your sack SQW

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PSA: avoid causing any damage to the skin of your sack SQW

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Accidentally, while trimmin' up mah dick fro.........I nicked my sack with the electric beard trimmer.
Didn't hurt at all......was expecting only a minor papercut of bleeding (as I've accidentally done it before)........well, it was basically squirting out.....dripping blood.
The cut is real small.....but man was it gushing.
Catch was that it wouldn't stop. Started to get worried. direct pressure wasn't stopping it.
I had to pinch the skin to isolate the area from my blood. after 10 mins it finally stopped.
Thinking quickly, and nearly late for work, I put a drop of super glue on it.
I heard that super glue is used to stop bleeding in some cases. Similar to liquid skin.
Plus the thought of being at work, with a bleedy sack...was something I did not want to deal with.
Hi, Boss........oh the big blood stain on my pants, oh yes, let me explain, I was trimmin my dick fro when...... ..............no thank you!

Whew. that sucked. seems okay. Monday passes. Tuesday day time passes.

Thought it was over.

nope.

Got home from work......put on my sweatpants and hoodie....getting ready to make supper.
All of a sudden I feel wetness in my pants. WTF did my dick leak when I farted? weird!
Didn't even occur to me that it hadn't healed well enough yet.
Take a look......AWW FUK! broken open again. bleeding like crazy.
Went through the same process as before. pinch, stops, super glue.

Now here I sit. day 3. on edge. like a freshly perioded 12 year old girl. Am I going to bleed today? If so, WHEN!?! WHY>!>!> why won't it stop bleeding?

Never thought there would be a day, where I'd be sitting here, a 32 old grown ass man......contemplating sticking a feminine pad to the inside of my underpants to prevent any awkward moments in public and ruining clothing.
Swimming you ask? COMPLETELY out of the question.

The only thing I can leave you with is this: Be careful with your sack. seriously.
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I'd maybe talk to a doctor. A little nick has happened to all of us, but it should NOT be bleeding for days.

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Important issue. We need a sack cut awareness day and some rubber wristbands, asap.

That sounds rough though. I'd go see a doctor if it doesn't stop or if the skin around the cut starts acting up. Take care of yo dick, son!
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This is why I'm afraid to shave my balls. :c
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xrleroyx wrote:I'd maybe talk to a doctor. A little nick has happened to all of us, but it should NOT be bleeding for days.

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Oh, no. It took me 10 mins to get it to stop the first time, and 2nd time like 5 mins to get it to stop. ballz not swelling. Not a walking nut blood geyser
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on the subject of CA glue for this. It's ok for trauma treatment, but after initial treatment, you don't want to do that unless the CA is medical grade and the area in question has been cleaned and disinfected. It can trap bacteria in there and lead to infection. Wounds need to breathe to heal. If you have swelling, go see a doc NOW. it's yer boys man, don't fuck around.
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Also, use a guard next time. Nobody needs perfectly smooth balls. Leave some fuzz on there.
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Reminds me of the one time I went to the toilet after cutting some hardcore chili's...
You know, the pot was a cooking so I just went for a chill on the couch only after not so long I felt something burning down there.
Man, it got worse and worse so I got back to the toilet to check and my whole wang an ballz were red, not so rad.
Another word of advice, do not hold on to your peen and scratch your cohones after cutting some chili's guys...
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Two years of shaving my frank n beans everyday in the shower, and I've never nicked myself. It itched like crazy for a week or two, but other than that I've had no problems. Stretch the skin man, make it flat! Oh, and maybe use a safety razor too.
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A guard will now be used forever on all parts.
I thought I could get a little neater around the base without the guard.
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AxAxSxS wrote:on the subject of CA glue for this. It's ok for trauma treatment, but after initial treatment, you don't want to do that unless the CA is medical grade and the area in question has been cleaned and disinfected. It can trap bacteria in there and lead to infection. Wounds need to breathe to heal. If you have swelling, go see a doc NOW. it's yer boys man, don't fuck around.
Once this super glue wears off/breaks down.....that is my plan (since I'm not going to tear it off).
let it air out for a while at home.
While in pants, a bandage and some neosporin. (and a heavy flow pad, just in case it decides to open up again.)

No swelling. no change in color. Nothing unusual.

The cut itself is very small, and from what I can see from my perspective (head to crotch)......not very deep either.
It's almost hard to even see where the cut is, it's that small.
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You have a ton of blood vessels in that area. This same thing happened to me once, but not for so long.
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I've done this. Those little trimmer things can pinch and shear skin too. Nutskin.
Also, I dropped a razor in the shower once. It was unpleasant.
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every year we get one of these threads it seems… at least this is better than the scissors one… :picard:
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