ILF 2014 Secret Santa WISHLIST Thread

[goroth]

Also, the English produce some great cheese. Excuse my ignorance, but I had a cheese once that wa like a red cheese, a normal cheese and a red cheese sandwiched together and it was awesome.

[doommeow]

Here, we call that a Sandwich.

[phantasmagorovich]

So much cheese lovin' yet noone mentioned the dutch? At least here in Germany those guys are synonymous with cheese. The national slur is cheeseheads.

And aged gouda is really badass!


But I actually came here to rep portuguese cheese, specifically this stuff:




It's called Queijo da Serra, made from pure sheep's milk and the motherfucker melts in normal temperature, so what you have is a thin hard crust and molten cheese inside. Usually you take it out with a spoon and then get a mouthgasm. The picture is made to show off the running cheese but usually you would cut a round hole into the top and get the cheese out from there. My godfather taught me a nice recipe you can do with the leftover crust once the cheese is all eaten up. You simply cook some spaghetti and dip them into the crust while they're still hot. They melt into it and take up all the rest of the cheese from the inside. It's fucking delicious!

I am mildly lactose intolerant, eating cheese usually means the sort of gas we don't have a thread for. I love it anyway.

[KaosCill8r]

We have a different slur for the dutch folks. But I wont say it. I like the Dutch. Any race that has such a cool attitude towards drugs are awesome in my opinion.

[Tristan]

Uhh, I'm Dutch...

[phantasmagorovich]

Uhh, I'm Dutch...

And I love you!

(Just because I know the slurs for specific people doesn't mean I hate them or anything! How do the Dutch call the Germans?)

[Tristan]

Thanks, love you too bro!
I'm not proud of the Dutch though, mediocre people is what I'd say to describe them.
No clue about what some of us call the German, the word "moffen" comes to mind but I wouldn't know what the hell it means, it's some sort of hateful term from the war I guess.

[Tristan]

internet acting weird double post...

[UglyCasanova]

Fuuuuuck, that sounds and looks amazing

Warm baguette with rich butter, Danish blue cheshire, celery and crimson grapes. Not bad for a student breakfast

[odontophobia]

Crimson grapes sounds way cooler than "red" grapes.

I'll refer to them that way henceforth.

Pass on the celery though. Water in body form, pure sinew. Only good with peanut butter.

[KaosCill8r]

Thanks, love you too bro!
I'm not proud of the Dutch though, mediocre people is what I'd say to describe them.
No clue about what some of us call the German, the word "moffen" comes to mind but I wouldn't know what the hell it means, it's some sort of hateful term from the war I guess.

As Basil Fawlty says, Don't mention the war.
I think it's just a Dutch word for German. Don't think there is any bad meaning to it. But don't quote me on it.

[KaosCill8r]

Uhh, I'm Dutch...

Please don't cry, I like you guys. One thing I have observed is everyone is racist to everyone else. Human nature sucks.

[phantasmagorovich]

Thanks, love you too bro!
I'm not proud of the Dutch though, mediocre people is what I'd say to describe them.
No clue about what some of us call the German, the word "moffen" comes to mind but I wouldn't know what the hell it means, it's some sort of hateful term from the war I guess.

As Basil Fawlty says, Don't mention the war.
I think it's just a Dutch word for German. Don't think there is any bad meaning to it. But don't quote me on it.

I'm pretty sure it's used in a pejorative way. But I'm fine with anything more imaginative than Nazis.
Somehow Moffen makes me think of old house slippers.


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(I looked it up now, it means something like stale smelling and is in use since the 16th century. The lexicon of the Brothers Grimm already lists it.)

[KaosCill8r]

My house slippers are stale smelling. I guess I'm calling them Moffens from now on.

[Disarm D'arcy]

I'm pretty sure it's used in a pejorative way. But I'm fine with anything more imaginative than Nazis.
Somehow Moffen makes me think of old house slippers.

The Germans have extended our vocabulary quite a bit in the last couple of centuries: Boche, Chleuh, Fritz, Frisé, Fridolin... And these are only the ones my Grandpa told me, there's probably a whole lot more! He also has this expression "c'est toujours ça que les boches auront pas!" that could be loosely translated as "that something the Germans won't take from us!" which is a reference to the Alsace and the Lorraine I guess. His dad served in the WW1 so that could be the reason.
The Dutch on the other hand are so boring we didn't even bother to look for one. We probably have enough with them Belgians who think fries are cooked in beef grease and not oil. Troglodytes.