How not to catch Ebola

Ugly Nora · Post by **Ugly Nora** » Mon Oct 13, 2014 5:49 pm

1. Avoid direct contact with sick patients
2. Wear goggles to protect eyes
3. Clothing and clinical waste should be incinerated and any medical equipment that needs to be kept should be decontaminated
4. People who recover from Ebola should abstain from sex or use condoms for three months

Achtane · Post by **Achtane** » Mon Oct 13, 2014 5:54 pm

I know it's not very doom of me, but I'm gonna hold off having sex with people who are vomiting blood.
No more red velvet specials for a while.

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Mon Oct 13, 2014 5:55 pm

5. Wash your freaking hands.

Should be number 1.

Achtane · Post by **Achtane** » Mon Oct 13, 2014 5:58 pm

YA GOTTA WASH YO HAAAAAANDS

spacelordmother · Post by **spacelordmother** » Mon Oct 13, 2014 5:59 pm

Achtane · Post by **Achtane** » Mon Oct 13, 2014 6:17 pm

doommeow · Post by **doommeow** » Mon Oct 13, 2014 6:43 pm

Achtane wrote:I know it's not very doom of me, but I'm gonna hold off having sex with people who are vomiting blood.
No more red velvet specials for a while.

So, celibacy then.

Gone Fission · Post by **Gone Fission** » Mon Oct 13, 2014 8:07 pm

Achtane wrote:

OMG, I've seen this riff before. My wife texted me something about "locking doorknobs" that somehow got autocorrected to "licking doorknobs." So the later gets some web hits for a Spongebob quote and a bunch more hits like the above. So if you're into images of Japanese women licking doorknobs, you will be entirely surprised to know that the internet can help you with that.

futuresailors · Post by **futuresailors** » Mon Oct 13, 2014 8:30 pm

You don't even need the whole internet for that.
I seem to recall ILF having a respectable doorknob licking library.

kbit · Post by **kbit** » Mon Oct 13, 2014 9:54 pm

I wonder how many people have lost their front teeth to licking door knobs... eesh.

intothegroove · Post by **intothegroove** » Mon Oct 13, 2014 10:04 pm

spacelordmother wrote:

Hahahaha!

dude, I'm still crying from laughing so hard, that's one of the best things I have ever seen, fucken great stuff

Joe Gress · Post by **Joe Gress** » Mon Oct 13, 2014 10:16 pm

Mudfuzz · Post by **Mudfuzz** » Tue Oct 14, 2014 12:49 am

Ugly Nora wrote:1. Avoid direct contact with sick patients
2. Wear goggles to protect eyes
3. Clothing and clinical waste should be incinerated and any medical equipment that needs to be kept should be decontaminated
4. People who recover from Ebola should abstain from sex or use condoms for three months

5. don't do that with bats
6. stay away from dogs
7.if you must lick a doorknob use a cpr mouth shield

D.o.S. · Post by **D.o.S.** » Tue Oct 14, 2014 1:12 am

Or you could just live in a first world country. 99.99% chance you won't catch ebola.

Mudfuzz · Post by **Mudfuzz** » Tue Oct 14, 2014 1:16 am

D.o.S. wrote:Or you could just live in a first world country. 99.99% chance you won't catch ebola.

You would think but it made it to Texas… granted Texas might not actually be part of this country.. or a first world segment either.. and it's a place where if I was told they were raping bats I would believe it..

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