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I just learned that you can make wine the way convicts do with juice, sugar, baking yeast and a condom


I'm gonna go buy a bunch of the cheapest discount juice I can find I've got the rest of the junk at home
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The condom gets tied to allow the juice to ferment. Just tie a balloon to the top of a jar. When it fills up and is about to explode from the vapors. Drink up. Should only take a few months.
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You know it tastes like vomit. Like there is no enjoyment in the consumption of the hooch aside from getting drunk which is the only reason why they drink it. It's def not for the taste which on every episode of jail and every interview about what prisoners do from other prisoners they say 'it's god awful but fuck it gets you drunk'

If you are of age, don't waste your time/money. There is no way to possibly make it taste better.
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shouldn't it be cheaper than buying wine?
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Greenfuz wrote:shouldn't it be cheaper than buying wine?


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How much is boxed wine in Canada? It's like $8-$12 here.
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I've never actually seen boxed wine for sale in canada

it's about $6 for the cheapest 750ml bottle here
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search JENKUM
thats even cheaper than usin juice
in prison i believe the sugar substitute is ketchup
and the yeast sub is a peice of bread
imagine what that tastes like
carlo rossi bum jugs are like $7 a gallon
gotta look at the bottom shelf
dont waste your time
that shits gonna taste awful
are you an alcoholic by the way?
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When I was a kid I made some alcohol out of pineapple juice that didn't taste half bad.
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Greenfuz's a masochist.
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Chankgeez wrote:Greenfuz's a masochist.


then jenkums the way to go
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Why not make real wine/alcohol fruit drank?
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