HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM WHEREVER

[THEBEERHAMMER]

[ryan summit]

yo wipe that powder of your mouth
disgusting
that hairy arm too
how come daddy dont show his face?
i bet hes so fuckin hot

[THEBEERHAMMER]

The glass jar thing really freaks me out. People who remove things from their proper packaging and seal them to be kept ofver longer periods of time than originally intended freak me out. Its like howard johnsons and early america and floral wallpaper with wood accents. It just makes me think of someone who wants to cut my dick off and tan it for like bicycle grips or something.

[ryan summit]

ooh gnarly
bike grip dicks
like does a cookie jar bother you?
or those fuckers who have jars with pasta in it
that i dont get
its in a box
you use it
its gone
why are you showing it to us?
"hey look at me,i open pasta twice"
douche
what about jams jammy
do they get your goat as well?

[THEBEERHAMMER]

just like. Shit that shouldnt be stored in a jar. Like candy and shit. I dont like cracker barrel candy that comes in mason jars...like in my nightmare when my dick is being skinned to go on the miniature tanning rack its definitely taking place in a cracker barrel...

[ryan summit]

now when i go for chicken fried steak
all im gonna think of
is your leathery shriveled up peen
but them grits

[THEBEERHAMMER]

now when i go for chicken fried steak
all im gonna think of
is your leathery shriveled up peen
but them grits

Theyre probably going to use a dry grits formula to cure my dickleather........... god i hate cracker barrel man

[ryan summit]

yeah but you live in the south
breakfast up here sucks
except our egg sanniches are the best
but your butter has like some of the cow in it
oh wait
its dried out cock for flavor?
dammit dude
you ruin everything you know that?

[THEBEERHAMMER]

yeah but you live in the south
breakfast up here sucks
except our egg sanniches are the best
but your butter has like some of the cow in it
oh wait
its dried out cock for flavor?
dammit dude
you ruin everything you know that?

If dried cockmeat is what makes butter so delicious i think it is me new default favorite ingredient.

[ryan summit]

so get your ass to cracker barrel
and start tannin me up sumthat goodshit
do they use bits of your shaft meat for the gravy

huh
if my father ever finds out im his son
lets hope hes still ok with a ds1

[tuffteef]

#coolguyrichard

[retinal orbita]

Tomorrow for lunch I'm planning to eat fried chicken and biscuits at Licken Chicken Halal Fried Chicken and Seafood while listening to Point of Entry because I feel Muslim prepared chicken and homosexuality is the least Christmas-y thing I can possibly do....

Then I'm going to my parents house to drink bourbon & beer, smoke cigars and maybe get into a fistfight with a garbage can....

[sonidero]

#coolguyrichard

#richdaclassybogan

[ryan summit]

#coolguyrichard

#richdaclassybogan

what is this?
are these like passcodes for a more awesome internet
where do i enter them
to unlock the entertainment

[Achtane]

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