ALIENS
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Re: ALIENS
this must be the most boring videogame ever
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Re: ALIENS
pretty mediocre tbhGreenfuz wrote:this must be the most boring videogame ever
Graphics are amazing but I guess they blew their budget on that department because the job system is garbage and there's no character creation to speak of. Some kind of "evolving gameplay" bullshit where "your actions determine the outcome of your story". Oh boy, I spent my lower levels grinding skills that are useless now and it takes soooo much effort to progress from here. I don't see any promising endgame content, you just do the same shit that you've been doing since level 30 or so. It's akin to a palette swap and HP boost on monsters that you fought in the beginner area.
There isn't even a New Game+ feature. Unacceptable in this day and age.
tl;dr lazy-ass port of some obscure game, likely a kickstarter indieshit project, do not recommend
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Re: ALIENS
12XU2A3X3 wrote:also, like fuck aliens and a fundamental understanding of the universe, there's this to explore: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Carni ... n_Posse%29

thats how i felt reading that
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Achtane wrote:pretty mediocre tbhGreenfuz wrote:this must be the most boring videogame ever
Graphics are amazing but I guess they blew their budget on that department because the job system is garbage and there's no character creation to speak of. Some kind of "evolving gameplay" bullshit where "your actions determine the outcome of your story". Oh boy, I spent my lower levels grinding skills that are useless now and it takes soooo much effort to progress from here. I don't see any promising endgame content, you just do the same shit that you've been doing since level 30 or so. It's akin to a palette swap and HP boost on monsters that you fought in the beginner area.
There isn't even a New Game+ feature. Unacceptable in this day and age.
tl;dr lazy-ass port of some obscure game, likely a kickstarter indieshit project, do not recommend
So...can I port my character to an out of game format? Get my other universe, high gravity existence on? I wonder if anything I'm doing in this universe is like way harder in the real universe. Because, obviously the physics here are just not quite right.
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I can't remember his name off the top of my head, but I remember reading about one of the bigshot physicists of the early 20th century being TERRIBLE at math and having his assistants do a lot of the equations to prove his crazy ideas. It's gonna drive me nuts til I remember who it was.futuresailors wrote:Well you do have to make up math formulas...
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Re: ALIENS
Casavettes wrote:12XU2A3X3 wrote:also, like fuck aliens and a fundamental understanding of the universe, there's this to explore: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Carni ... n_Posse%29
thats how i felt reading that

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Autosave and cheat codes. Though I kinda like the old school gaming philosophy, it's hard to see this game ever getting anywhere and becoming more popular until they admit the gamers like autosave and cheat codes.Achtane wrote:pretty mediocre tbhGreenfuz wrote:this must be the most boring videogame ever
Graphics are amazing but I guess they blew their budget on that department because the job system is garbage and there's no character creation to speak of. Some kind of "evolving gameplay" bullshit where "your actions determine the outcome of your story". Oh boy, I spent my lower levels grinding skills that are useless now and it takes soooo much effort to progress from here. I don't see any promising endgame content, you just do the same shit that you've been doing since level 30 or so. It's akin to a palette swap and HP boost on monsters that you fought in the beginner area.
There isn't even a New Game+ feature. Unacceptable in this day and age.
tl;dr lazy-ass port of some obscure game, likely a kickstarter indieshit project, do not recommend
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Re: ALIENS
when is the dragon expansion pack coming out
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i saw an episode of nova a year or so ago that touched on this "hologram projection" idea
black holes were involved too, so this was maybe the same dude.
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Re: ALIENS
Achtane wrote:Me too, man. Me too.12XU2A3X3 wrote:everytime i see that icp video posted, i watch it, all of it.
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12XU2A3X3 wrote:Casavettes wrote:12XU2A3X3 wrote:also, like fuck aliens and a fundamental understanding of the universe, there's this to explore: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Carni ... n_Posse%29
thats how i felt reading that

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Also,
IT'S NOT A FUCKING HOLOGRAM.
THERE AREN'T FUCKIN UNIVERSE LASER PROJECTORS SITTING ON A BLACKHOLE'S DESK.
Piggy, you talking about the one where we're like a reflection of a dead universe suspended in a black hole's event horizon or some shit?
IT'S NOT A FUCKING HOLOGRAM.
THERE AREN'T FUCKIN UNIVERSE LASER PROJECTORS SITTING ON A BLACKHOLE'S DESK.
Piggy, you talking about the one where we're like a reflection of a dead universe suspended in a black hole's event horizon or some shit?
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