ILFPOEMFROMBIRTHDAYWISHES(4 authors)

[ryan summit]

this is compiled from mine and wsas bday thread
b.hammer,black n' soul, mr.stummyache,skullydirgowitz


Dear fuzzbros your birthday has passed
I hope you set your amps on 10 and let them blast
Here's to many more years of fuzz so loud
The ILF smile displayed on boards so proud
i hope you have a happy
birthday and dont get raped or
crash your car into shit.
mostly on my birthday my friends
try to kill me or my doctor tells me
"people your age usually dont
get shingles unless theyre HIV
positive" so i hope none of that
shit happens and you get blowjobz
May your dreams be sticky and fuzzy
swirling and spinning
light and uplifting.
you've got to be fucking kidding me, right?
i mean, your luck seems to be
at least on par with mine
if not a bit tougher, so i hope
this post is a joke. at least
a little bit. like car wrecks are fine
for what they are.
but cancer is not fine.
no matter what.
good luck buddy. and i really do mean it,
happy birthday. as much as you can make of it.

good huh?

[Chankgeez]

Yes. That's so FuzzPoet-in-Residence of you.

[Iommic Pope]

I move this be made the official ILF birthday song/prayer/blessing/incantation.
I also move that we come up with more of these for every different occasion.
Basically, if we claim we're a religion, I think we can get tax breaks....

[sonidero]

Basically, if we claim we're a religion, I think we can get tax breaks....

FUZZ KVLT... We already have enough Apostles...

[Iommic Pope]

I like where this is heading.

[ryan summit]

blessed are the heavy footed
for yee shall inherit divinitones
blessed are the over watted
for yee shall inherit the song of angels(tinitis)
blessed are the fuzzbrahs
for yee shall inherit.......fuckin awesome(ness)

[sonidero]

Blessed are the Fellowship of the Fuzz...
For Yee shall be Inspiration for those to come...
Blessed are the Makers and Builders of Fuzz...
For Yee shall Inherit all of our Worldly Goods...
Blessed are those that Frequent Our Forum...
For Yee shall Inherit Brotherhood and Trust...
Blessed are those that Love the Muff...
For Yee shall Inherit Eternal Feels...

[ryan summit]

ahhh the builders soni
yes blessed be the builders

[sonidero]

ahhh the builders soni
yes blessed be the builders

The Old Gods taught us the way and we are to spread the Word across the Lands...

[ShaunNecro]

Lets all shave our heads and wear hooded robes. And drink beer.

[Iommic Pope]

I'm already doing these things.
Dudebrahs....we are onto something here....

[AxAxSxS]

And the Builders said unto the Fuzzbreux
"Take these and lay them before the alter of the amps.
Let the cabinets be stacked to the heavens
And the sounds be thunderous"
And the Fuzzbreux went forth and did as they were bidden
and they saw that it was good.
All the people on the floor rejoiced
And the Beer flowed

[ShaunNecro]

Just gotta throw a TWSS somewhere...

I'm in love with this idea, lets go door to door and convert the non-believers .

[Iommic Pope]

If thy wattage be thunderous,
Thine fuzz be righteous and gnarl,
And thou be forthcoming with riffs venerable,
Then the need to evangelize thy neighbour with holy riff,
Will be a task both simple and quickening.
For when thou play'st most riffening glory to the fuzz gods,
Thine neighbours will surely knock upon ones door.
And if your fellow man should send forth a keeper of the public's peace,
In order that they may govern tour volume of worship,
Then you, disciples, may answer true this creed:
I, sir/madame, will play as loud as I want, for such is the way I commune with mine gods.
Perhaps thou would care to join me?
For tis mine religious freedom.

[sonidero]

I'm already doing these things.
Dudebrahs....we are onto something here....

Yes this is getting good... We will Worship at the Alter of Fuzz soon... Wait till this weekend when I have time to "rearrange" my amps...