drinking a 40

[misterstomach]

Slip It In>Damaged.

you're drunk, right? that's the craziest thing i've heard anyone say in a month, besides the dude who responded to "am i punk or what?" by talking about the bobble heads in his office. slip it in is a fine album and all, but it's no damaged.

also, america will never be the same since they took the caffeine out of all that shit, sparks and four loko and the others. i don't even know why people would come to visit anymore. the really crazy thing is that i sometimes still see people drinking it. why the fuck are you drinking that disgusting sugary garbage that doesn't even have the caffeine and shit in it anymore? it was fucking disgusting to begin with, but now there's not even the energy drink novelty appeal aspect to it. there's so much other cheap ass liquor and malt liquor and beer. to the foreigners who've never tasted the stuff, it's really difficult to convey exactly how fucking disgusting that shit is.

[Joe Gress]

Oh and greenfuzz I'll join ya. I'm five margaritas and four beers in so far. But this is kind of a boring night with nothing to do. Plus skyrim stopped working.

[Achtane]

I just wanted to chime in that Steel Reserve is one of the shittiest beers ever.

Hey now, one of its most endearing qualities is the need to hawk up a Steel-infused loogie if you haven't yet built up a tolerance for it.
It's the ＲＥＡＬ　ＡＭＥＲＩＣＡＮ　ＡＬＬＯＹ　effect.

[Iommic Pope]

also, america will never be the same since they took the caffeine out of all that shit, sparks and four loko and the others. i don't even know why people would come to visit anymore.

Awe, c'mon...you guys still have crack, right?

[THEBEERHAMMER]

I just wanted to chime in that Steel Reserve is one of the shittiest beers ever.

Hey now, one of its most endearing qualities is the need to hawk up a Steel-infused loogie if you haven't yet built up a tolerance for it.
It's the ＲＥＡＬ　ＡＭＥＲＩＣＡＮ　ＡＬＬＯＹ　effect.

[dub]

Malt liqour sounds awful. What is it, like fermented malted barley? like weak ageless scotch?

Here the ghetto choice is premixed cans of bourbon and coke.

Black Sambuca and Redbull is pretty good for that sugar/caffeine/booze kick. Also tastes like jellybeans.

[dub]

oh, and here the game is Edward Scrumpy Hands, with two bottles of strong 1L cider.

[snipelfritz]

Pretty much tastes like cheap-ass beer and is like 15% abv.

But it's hella cheap. I'll get a four pack of tall boys (16oz) of Mickey's or Olde English for like $3 after tax.

[Iommic Pope]

Malt liqour sounds awful. What is it, like fermented malted barley? like weak ageless scotch?

Here the ghetto choice is premixed cans of bourbon and coke.

Black Sambuca and Redbull is pretty good for that sugar/caffeine/booze kick. Also tastes like jellybeans.

Farkin Woodstocks MATE!

[misterstomach]

Malt liqour sounds awful. What is it, like fermented malted barley? like weak ageless scotch?

Here the ghetto choice is premixed cans of bourbon and coke.

Black Sambuca and Redbull is pretty good for that sugar/caffeine/booze kick. Also tastes like jellybeans.

well, in addition to crack, as iommic mentioned, i guess we still have malt liquor, which i guess you poor bastards don't have. technically, i guess i'm not totally sure what malt liquor is, but it's not what you're thinking at all. you're thinking of something that is actually some kind of horrible liquor, which this is not. it's more like a weird kind of horrible beer. except it's worse than the shittiest of shitty beers but stronger than most any decent beer. i think it's actually like a beer that's brewed using sugar or something rather than a grain malt, but i don't fucking know. it's fucking terrible in a way, but it's super cheap and strong as hell. some of it is actually drinkable, especially if you're prepared to accept the hangover your going to have the next day and your standards of what constitutes drinkable are pretty low, or at least flexible, which i guess mine are. i haven't had malt liquor in a few years, now that i'm all grown up, and i'm pretty sure i immediately vomited the last time i drank it, but it's okay every now and then if you know how to party. i guess people should still come visit america to at least get drunk on old english 800 at least once and have a horrible hangover. you'll be able to relate to our pop culture a little more, i guess.

EDIT: i just checked wikipedia. basically, when we americans speak of malt liquor, we are talking about a shitty beer in which sugar, or some other cheap sweetener is added to the barley malt to increase the potential alcohol content. as you can imagine, this produces a fucked up beer.

[snipelfritz]

No, Mr. Stomach. You were better off with "nobody knows what malt liquor really is."

[misterstomach]

i may have figured out that one part, but i'm pretty sure we still don't know what malt liquor really is. who knows what they're putting in that shit?

[snipelfritz]

Leprechaun piss?

[Iommic Pope]

EDIT: i just checked wikipedia. basically, when we americans speak of malt liquor, we are talking about a shitty beer in which sugar, or some other cheap sweetener is added to the barley malt to increase the potential alcohol content. as you can imagine, this produces a fucked up beer.

and

i may have figured out that one part, but i'm pretty sure we still don't know what malt liquor really is. who knows what they're putting in that shit?

are not selling it.

[misterstomach]

snob.