ILF Secret Santa 2013 | Commence stalking

[Gone Fission]

Well, this piece doesn't look so bad so far, so I'm feeling less lame:

[behndy]

GAWDDAMMIT what do you want? I am tracking, stocking and sniffing…IT STINKS.

I got you something boy and you better like it

lol. i feel like i'm that asshole. i buy too much shit when the whim hits. i tried to give some help in the wishlist thread but i suck.

[ryan summit]

well i bought a table saw for my ss today
but thats what makes this rule
we dont need a minimum
we really should have a maximum time and $$$ cap
5 years from now
well be handmaking full rigs for each other
wishlists including:
species of cabinet wood
stain colors/tolex
speaker size preferance
how big is your front door?
body style and scale length prefs
master volume?
hammock yes/no?
trampoline etc etc etc

[greyscales]

GAWDDAMMIT what do you want? I am tracking, stocking and sniffing…IT STINKS.

I got you something boy and you better like it

lol. i feel like i'm that asshole. i buy too much shit when the whim hits. i tried to give some help in the wishlist thread but i suck.

I've been guilty of this lately too.

It's just... immediate satisfaction feels so much better than waiting. (TWSS?)

[goroth]

Dude summit you would have laughed at me. We're selling our apartment, so I laid a new floor (laminate thing) in the kitchen then put architraves round the edges to make everything nice. They were rounded so I needed to cut 45 degrees to get the corners to join properly. Didn't have a table saw so I did it with a hacksaw. Of course it ended up not matching as it wasn't 45 degrees, and the cutting plane wasn't correct. So I used an orbital sander to try and correct things.

Makes no sense? No, didn't make sense to me either. But it was waaaay to much work for a half ok result that would have been perfect with a table saw.

And the moral of the story is fuzz.

[phantasmagorovich]

how big is your front door?

this made me laugh.

[jrmy]

hammock yes/no?

Hammocks: always yes.

[DarkAxel]

oh and PS for my SS: if you want to get me the Dopesmoker CD+T-Shirt bundle from southernlord.com, feel only encouraged that shit looks rad

I love sending out sweets, but the choice is so wide i have trouble figuring out what should i send already got the rest figured out, but this really grinds my gears

[ryan summit]

dude i did a job once
tattoo shop needed to open on a monday
got the keys on friday night
all mytools were locked at the workshop
i was workin for a company then
so anyway alls i had was a putty knife and a hammer
besides laying 600sf of vct tile with the putty knife
i also cot all the baseboard and crown moulding with it(450 lin.ft?)
i sharpened it on the concrete outside
made my marks
and hammered through
it was like a chisel
only way duller and flexible
72 hours straight hackjob
shop opened on monday
free tattoos for life
but my nickname became the angry beaver
lotta caulk was purchased
when the hardware store opened that monday
laugh?no
feel your pain?yeah baby

[Deltaphoenix]

Hey SS. I am leaving the country on Dec 14th and not coming back until the 28th. So please either send early or have it show up on the 28th. I will need fuzz love when I get home
HUGZ

[skullservant]

Got part of my gift for my SS in the mail yesterday

[goroth]

Some stuffs turned up today. Need to get more stuffs!

[Grrface]

Reevaluating my initial plan. The first one was good, but I might be able to figure something better out. Stalking will continue until present improves.

[Bassus Sanguinis]

Been lurking and stalking and after a few misses I feel I can now think of two or three pedals to make a pedal building fuzz bro a happy camper.

[goroth]

You could get a broken Behringer clone of a DS-1 and your fuzzbreaux would still be happy, as long as you put enough salmiaki in there. Mmmmmm