OK GUYS IM GOING TO SHARE WITH YOU THE SECRET OF LIFE

[THEBEERHAMMER]

now porn is everywhere so they're looking at all the bleached assholes and then staring into their abyss in the mirror and getting suicidal.

Isnt it wonderful?

[Achtane]

Beauty isn't the asshole on the outside...it's the asshole on the inside.

[THEBEERHAMMER]

Beauty isn't the asshole on the outside...it's the asshole on the inside.

Oh i hit that one up too.

[Achtane]

[D.o.S.]

One of my more memorable morning conversations started off like that.

"I really need to bleach my asshole."

Nice to see you too, dude.

[Iommic Pope]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahxTIhstpVQ[/youtube]

[D.o.S.]

Holy shit I miss Scissorfight.

So weird that you're posting about them--I always assumed their draw was pretty regional.

[Iommic Pope]

Years ago I got a copy of that album from a mate...changed everything. I got high on fire's first two and goatsnake, as well as Eyehategod in that same haul (previously too hard to track down in oz, and only the elite had broadband) and jerusalem as well I think.

The rest is history.

[psychedelicrelic]

Im over fucking teens. Too easy.

New goal is age 50+. Im out to fuck your grandma.

[MeSoFuzzy]

A buddy of mine split a half O of shrooms with me. Shortly after we started peaking, he snapped into ego dissolve mode. He kept rambling about how he was insane and that he knew the secret to the universe. Of course both me and my other buddy that was with us(was rolling balls at the time) were orgasmically excited to hear about "the secret to the universe." Naturally, Mr. Insane's response is..................................................................."I can't tell you, I'm insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" For a few hours he just kept going off about how insane he was. We ended up carrying him to the bedroom,pushing him onto the bed, and throwing a blanket over him. A few hours later he came out of the bedroom looking confused. We asked how his trip was and he said pretty insane and that he can hardly wait to do it again

Moral of the story is that the secret of life can not be shared with anyone

[THEBEERHAMMER]

Moral of the story is that the secret of life can not be shared with anyone

Bullshit i just shared with you.

[snipelfritz]

Ive been snagging a couple of 19's lately. Kind of fucked up an opportunity to do so last night, but I've made up for it and there's still definitely future opportunities with her.

It does make you feel good. Though, tingly penis-wise and manly conqueror-wise.

[snipelfritz]

Oh btw, the age of consent in the Vatican is 12. How about that?

[goroth]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vygQZ9hYqyE[/youtube]

[IEatCats]

Jaime, you still in SC, because there's a Galaria in buffalo and if you're here, we should hang out.