Today the dean of my school asked me to explain relays....

THEBEERHAMMER · Post by **THEBEERHAMMER** » Mon Sep 23, 2013 5:39 pm

JAMMY GRAGGZ YALL wrote:Take my girlfriend, shes normally closed right? Well, you buy her a tennis bracelet or take her to benihana and she opens up like the mall on black friday

snipelfritz · Post by **snipelfritz** » Mon Sep 23, 2013 5:51 pm

As I mentioned

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THEBEERHAMMER · Post by **THEBEERHAMMER** » Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:16 pm

This board used to love electronics jokes....

Joe Gress · Post by **Joe Gress** » Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:25 pm

Damn Jammy, you have to work to hard for an opening.

snipelfritz · Post by **snipelfritz** » Tue Sep 24, 2013 3:10 am

THEBEERHAMMER wrote:This board used to love electronics jokes....

Yeah, what's with the all the resistance?

goroth · Post by **goroth** » Tue Sep 24, 2013 5:04 am

snipelfritz wrote:
THEBEERHAMMER wrote:This board used to love electronics jokes....
Yeah, what's with the all the resistance?

Oh my God these jokes are lame.

Moustache_Bash · Post by **Moustache_Bash** » Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:36 am

You would've fuckin' loved my instructor.

Defining impedance matching as railing a girl in bed where her head hits the headboard, and just getting the perfect rhythm of you thrusting and the headboard bouncing back......the depletion region being like the glass that keeps you from touching the stripper (at least in Cali).....talking about how there's no gay electrons. Those are all I can remember at the moment. Dude was pretty vulgar.

Moustache_Bash · Post by **Moustache_Bash** » Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:39 am

Oh yeah, in my second quarter I was being an R-Tard and made a circuit with just a 1K resistor and 120 VAC (the power source was right there so it was convenient at the time) and I fried the resistor and didn't understand why. Haha, I showed him the burnt resistor and was all like, what happened? He told me go hang myself with my own dick 'cuz I would have a better chance of doing that than being an electronics technician. Ha.

intothegroove · Post by **intothegroove** » Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:55 am

That's some brutal shit

Joe Gress · Post by **Joe Gress** » Tue Sep 24, 2013 11:29 am

Moustache_Bash wrote:Oh yeah, in my second quarter I was being an R-Tard and made a circuit with just a 1K resistor and 120 VAC (the power source was right there so it was convenient at the time) and I fried the resistor and didn't understand why. Haha, I showed him the burnt resistor and was all like, what happened? He told me go hang myself with my own dick 'cuz I would have a better chance of doing that than being an electronics technician. Ha.

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