Can I sell/trade/buy stuff here??

[behndy]

U IZ SNEAKIES.

[Jwar]

You can sell your soul here. No joke. Tom Dalty Salty, swallows souls whole! HE'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!!!!!!

Also, penises. You can sell those as well. As long as they're half hard. Nobody wants that limp shit.

[Rob Fossil]

you scared new guy away

Yeah, all the poor guy wanted was some monies for his broke dick.

[behndy]

SO MUCH SYNERGY.

jWar being all nice and saying a semi is valuable it's just flaccid Chinese Nudist Wild Dog Bait is unmarketable and it's a BROKE. DICK. IN QUESFION.

CIRCULARRRRRR AWESOMENNNESSSSSSSSS.

..... Pope Cannibal Engorged Ween Munching.

[behndy]

ewwwwwwww and what if the whole Priests Going Balls Deep In Kids thing wasn't about sex. they just misunderstood the concept of marinating when it was explained to them oddly by a high as BALLS on the flesh of his predecessor Pope?

they weren't interested in release.

THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SEASONING THE APPETIZERS.

[ryan summit]

they weren't interested in cheese
.

this is what i read

[behndy]

NO MERE CHEESE COULD NOW SATISFY THEIR POPE INDUCED HUNGER.

it must be the FLESH OF YOUNG BOYS.

properly anally marinated of course.

[hbombgraphics]

after reading above I was reminded of the last time I was in China and saw a dude naked from the bottom down rocking a half-hard
I do think he had a dog

He was like Winnie the Pooh shirt and no pants
I can't unsee that

[behndy]

there was a thing about all the Chinese kids that were ending up dongless because no pants + lots of hungry wild dogs in the villages = weener chompins.

apparently.

i read it on the internet.

so it must be true.

[hbombgraphics]

everything on the internets is true

I bet the government was swiping their dongs to prevent overpopulation

blaming dogs like for homework

[behndy]

hee.

"i WOULD like to coat you with my own special brand of Man-o-nayse, but the dog ate my peen. sorrrrrrrrrry."

[behndy]

GREGGGGGGG. GREGGGGG SEVENTY NINE RASTAAAAAAASSSS. DON'T BE SKEERED.

EMBRACE THE SILLINESS.

rub it in you like Pope's Own Brand Brown People Flavored Shake And Bake n

RUUUBBBBBB IIIIIIITTT.

[ShaunNecro]

What the hell is going on in here?

[behndy]

*points at H-Bahmbah*

......... HE started it.

[hbombgraphics]

what the fuck is going on in here?

this fuckin guy over here
asks us if he can sell his knickknacks
on our b/s/t over there
so we says to him
"its a free country over here doooood so cannibal pope""
i mean whatya expect us to say
it aint all about bongos and hackysacks over here
a mans got urges
annnd neeeedeeeds
if he happens to like the taste of human flesh over there
why would he wanna live outside the vatican walls
i mean cmon git the fuck outta here over there
you see what im getin at over here chief
speak to me baby
whats with the reaganface?

I had to go a few pages back to find this but it pretty much sums up everything that has ever happened.