get $45 for being poisoned by pepsi

[Jero]

That and one of the additives is a synthetic formaldehyde.

You usually have to pay more for stuff like that



On a serious note though, that seems really messed up.

[Seizurema]

There's a Blue Machine in my fridge.

I'm still gonna drink it. Fuck it.

[ChetMagongalo]

Man there's a lot of info on that link, it's kinda confusing

[psychedelicrelic]

Man there's a lot of info on that link, it's kinda confusing

Just fill out the claim form. The link is under "how can I get a payment"

[ShaunNecro]

I wish I would have saved receipts. I've spent at least $200 on these since 2007... I'm gonna try claiming the $45 at least. I used to drink high priced juice because it's supposed to be better for you.

[ryan summit]

reg'd
im still gonna drink them fuckers
used to drink this stuff
barleans greens
called it swamp juice
didnt need to drink coffee in the morning

[warwick.hoy]

A little piece of consumer advise. "All Natural" don't mean shit. Never has and never will. It's marketing jargon,...that's all.

“Natural foods” and “all natural foods” are widely used terms in food labeling and marketing with a variety of definitions, most of which are vague. The term is assumed to imply foods that are minimally processed and do not contain manufactured ingredients, but the lack of standards in most jurisdictions means that the term assures nothing. The term “organic” has similar implications and has an established legal definition in many countries and an international standard. In some places, the term “natural” is defined and enforced. In others, such as the United States, it has no meaning.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_foods

[theavondon]

I mean, honestly, organic is just anything with Carbon molecules. #chemistrymajornotunderstandingtheoutsideworld

[Ghost Hip]

Someday they're going to tell me Simply Apple isn't 100% apple juice.... and I'm still gonna drink the fuck out of it.

Bummer about Naked though, I had them every now and then during my last year of college.

[THEBEERHAMMER]

Someday they're going to tell me Simply Apple isn't 100% apple juice.... and I'm still gonna drink the fuck out of it.

[psychedelicrelic]

Someday they're going to tell me Simply Apple isn't 100% apple juice.... and I'm still gonna drink the fuck out of it.

I'm unsure of this and or if you guys are joking or not but isn't it only like 20% juice as i recall simply orange being like 20% juice.

Simply Orange and Simply Apple are owned by Cocacola. 'Nuff said.

I squeeze my own juice.

[quarterpound]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPn6sqGUM5A[/youtube]

[The Wood Wizard]

I was so furious when I found out naked was bullshit. And its a huge bummer the whole ocean is poison soup now too. WTF.

[The Wood Wizard]

im going to look at my left over bottles and see if any count for 75$ eligibility. As much as the modern system of suing everyone left and right disgusts me, this fuckers deserve it hardcore. I have a hard time eating well due to many reasons and naked juice was my little wayof getting some nutrients into my system. FUCK YOU FOR LYFEEE NAKED DICKS

[LOCOPELAND]

Gimme mai monaaaayyy!!