Does your cum look like it has glitter in it when it dries?
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Re: Does your cum look like it has glitter in it when it dri
So ever since this thread I've been paying a bit more attention.
In the right light, like morning, it sparkles a little.
After morning sex especially.
In the right light, like morning, it sparkles a little.
After morning sex especially.
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Re: Does your cum look like it has glitter in it when it dri
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Re: Does your cum look like it has glitter in it when it dri
psychedelicrelic wrote:You guys.
I got some cum on my black shirt and guess what...
GLITTER.
FUCK YEAH BRO.
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Re: Does your cum look like it has glitter in it when it dri
Mine's sold to Asian countries as an industrial glue.
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Re: Does your cum look like it has glitter in it when it dri
if it's been a few days mine's comes out like toothpaste. so.... sorta?
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Re: Does your cum look like it has glitter in it when it dri
Awesomebehndy wrote:if it's been a few days mine's comes out like toothpaste. so.... sorta?

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Re: Does your cum look like it has glitter in it when it dri
Minty Christmas Spooge FTW.
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Re: Does your cum look like it has glitter in it when it dri
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Re: Does your cum look like it has glitter in it when it dri
Yo, but seriously,
I barely masturbate anymore...not like I'm a baller or something. I JUST DON'T HAVE THE URGETHEBEERHAMMER wrote:psychedelicrelic wrote:Women always end up swallowing it all so
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Re: Does your cum look like it has glitter in it when it dri
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Re: Does your cum look like it has glitter in it when it dri
theavondon and Achtane's posts are the best. And now I want to kill myself, after jerking it.
My cum looks like cum, but I wish it looked like diamonds in snow, and smelled like oranges. Then I wouldn't feel so bad after jerking it in the Mcdonald's bathroom.
My cum looks like cum, but I wish it looked like diamonds in snow, and smelled like oranges. Then I wouldn't feel so bad after jerking it in the Mcdonald's bathroom.
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Re: Does your cum look like it has glitter in it when it dri
I cant believe you guys dont masturbate. That sounds like the biggest load of horseshit.
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