FUCKING AFFLECK?

[space6oy]

someone should get louis ck to be batman. he could simply verbally destroy his foes.

I'm picturing this movie in my head, and it would be awesome. A pudgy, almost 50 y.o. Batman that doesn't really want to fight crime and instead tries to make them feel like shit for being criminals.

It wouldn't be Batman, but it would be one of the funniest superhero movies ever made.

yeah this would be a movie I would watch

heh glad you guys are amused.

...he should still dress as the bat though.
you know he'd want to...

[MeSoFuzzy]

I'M BATMAN, YOU FRESHMEN FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!

[Psyre]

Mehhh superman blows, the idea behind superman blows, and afleck is the perfect batman for a superman movie

[aen]

This is what my brain was like when I heard.

[bigchiefbc]

It got buried at the bottom of a page, so I'm reposting this bitch:

copying a tweet that I saw:

"Spend ten years working your way back into everyone's good graces. Win an Oscar. Then you get cast as Batman, and BAM! You're Gigli again."

[aen]

And then my outside self was like this

[Joe Gress]

I'M BATMAN, YOU FRESHMEN FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA fucking love that movie!

[behndy]

Mehhh superman blows, the idea behind superman blows, and afleck is the perfect batman for a superman movie

that's why i'm bummed. i've always hated Superman. some of the other world stuff like Red Son is awesome, but he's a boring, BORING character. just shitty.

i actually liked him in this movie. the last 20 minute fight where they killed hellza innocents and Supes was like, "meh. whatevah. time to get some Lois Anus." was kind dumb, but i liked the rest a lot.

so they took that and just wiped their poo-stained Affleck-smelling peen allllllll over it.

idiots.

i wouldn't mind so much but i just wish i could have a taste of that Afflecky peen... but all i'd be thinking about is bass big muffs and memory mans anyway.

[Joe Gress]

[AxAxSxS]

Real life superhero, Seattles own Phoenix Jones had this to say-
"REPLACING CHRISTIAN BALE WITH BEN AFFLECK AS THE NEW BATMAN IS LIKE EATING A FINE STEAK AND WASHING IT DOWN WITH A HOT GLASS OF URINE"

[pigmaker]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/adriancarrasqui ... inistratio

[Bellyheart]

Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, Christian Bale and most importantly Adam West

Who cares?

[MeSoFuzzy]

Adam West

I've always wondered if the original batman was cheezy as hell on purpose. I watched the shit out of it when I was a little kid. Then I watched the shit out of it again when I started smoking.

[pigmaker]

They should bring back fat val kilmer to reprise his role. Batman, the lonely apartment and empty pizza boxes and pbr years.

[sylnau]

i do actually love EHX really though...