The "Are you pooping right now?" thread.

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Yup

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tomorrow morning

[ryan summit]

on the bowl in gettysburg
i wonder if lincoln pooped here

[DADGBD]

Just...

and while I was there, I was kinda thinking about how it might be cool to write a screenplay about a group of ___________ (government scientists, aliens, illuminati?) who genetically modify food (or implant their fd-up alien eggs), so that it can host/fertilize offspring within our stomachs (ala Aliens) and once at the point of "go", the poop-sized humanoids stealth-like drop in to our toilet bowls and float away to mature elsewhere (rapidly) and go about their evil business. Which is.... _____________ (?).

And...

yeah...


I hadn't gotten that far.

Or not.
I dunno.

(shrugs)

[ryan summit]

yeah dude thats good
they can mature in the sewers
and take over a whole city
pop up thruogh manholes,drains
fuck if the eggs stay eggs
and survive the treatment plant
they can eventually make it to the ocean
or back into your stomach
depending on where you live

[The Wood Wizard]

2 poops down already for today, coffee and chinese food....prolly got two more comin today at least.

[theactionindex]

Hangover poop is happening. Crappening? Dookie puns? Oh man. I love pooping.

[IEatCats]

Stogie and ramen shit. Not the most pleasant smells in this bathroom.

[ryan summit]

pasta and a cinamin bun
im not shittin till wednesday
HAVE FUN YALL!

[UncleBBQ]

I just finished making a huge doodies. It was excellent. I thought up some new riff that I hope I don't forget once I'm home from work.

[psychedelicrelic]

Im having the strangest smelling poop ive ever had. If I had to describe it, its like a mix between a rotten lemon, pan cooked beef steak, mustard, and celery. I ate a roast beef sandwich this morning

[The Wood Wizard]

^ I like that.
On my way to poop, cant bring the laptop in there sadly.

[The Wood Wizard]

I check this thread way too often. Can this also be the "what are you pooping?" thread?

I pooped some homemade eggplant parm, with some clans/spaghetti and some hummus. ALL homemade, even the breads. My woman is awesome. was a good poop.

[theactionindex]

I also check this thread way too often.

It's like when chicks go to the bathroom in groups, but like, with the barrier of the Internet so no one feels weird.

Soooo yeah. I just pooped a black bean burger.

[MeSoFuzzy]

Enjoying a bowl while sitting on the bowl.