The Doom Room: ILF Edition

[Ancient Astronaught]

Thanks buddy!!!!! I'd love to make it back out to the west coast!!!! Hopefully if this project works out and grows as planned we will def be coming out there. My plan is to play anywhere but where we live hahaha The way it works around here if we play exclusively out of town shows for like the first 6-8 months when we do finally play a local show people will actually show up.

[The Wood Wizard]

Id love to come support ya skip! DROP F MY FACE.

[skullservant]

DROP F MY FACE.

F MY FACE.

MY FACE.

In all seriousness, standing in Skip's basement is like entering some sort of wall of hell where you are just constantly beat down with sound in the best way possible

[Ancient Astronaught]

Id love to come support ya skip! DROP F MY FACE.

How bout I come to you???

DROP F MY FACE.

F MY FACE.

MY FACE.

In all seriousness, standing in Skip's basement is like entering some sort of wall of hell where you are just constantly beat down with sound in the best way possible

Awwww thanks buddy, your very flattering.

[skullservant]

I'm determined to hype your basement to the point of legend

[Ancient Astronaught]

I'm determined to hype your basement to the point of legend

Bring it on!!!

[skullservant]

OKAY IF YOU INSIST

Skip's basement is so loud that it requires air traffic control safety gear before entering.

Skip's basement is so loud that once when he played all of his amps at once and his cat was accidentally sitting too close, all of the hair blew off.

Skip's basement has so many amps that he uses his cabs as a couch.

Skip's basement has so many large stained amps that you'd think you were in California with the great large trees.

Skip's basement is so loud that once when he was playing in drop F# a neighbor shit his pants.

Skip's basement is so loud that if the cops ever showed up to give him a noise violation he could strike a note and blast them back to the police station.

Keep going? Yes? Yes??

[Ancient Astronaught]

OKAY IF YOU INSIST

Skip's basement is so loud that it requires air traffic control safety gear before entering.

Skip's basement is so loud that once when he played all of his amps at once and his cat was accidentally sitting too close, all of the hair blew off.

Skip's basement has so many amps that he uses his cabs as a couch.

Skip's basement has so many large stained amps that you'd think you were in California with the REDWOODS.

Skip's basement is so loud that once when he was playing in drop F# a neighbor shit his pants.

Skip's basement is so loud that if the cops ever showed up to give him a noise violation he could strike a note and blast them back to the police station.

Keep going? Yes? Yes??

and a lil fix fur yee.

[Iommic Pope]

Skip's basement is deeper that the Marianas Trench....'cause the tunings are lower.

Skip's basement is pulling the San Andreas fault toward it at rate of 6' a day.

If the amps Skip's basement were aligned to face magnetic north, the weather disturbances, TV and radio broadcast interruptions, and planes dropping out of the sky would be too much to bear. Instead, he calibrates his alignment to a fraction of a degree off it, so that the brainwaves of his neighbours and local Aurora Borealis above his hours are the only disturbances. If Whiskey did this, he would fracture the planet.

All dogs go to heaven, but Cerberus lives in Skip's basement.

I'm shit at this game.

[Ancient Astronaught]

dude the last two are pure fucking gold!!! I sense a new Sig...

[Iommic Pope]

Oh, you. That's very kind. I just woke up. I got a late start at work today, so I might go grab a coffee before I have to shake the kids down and pack em off to daycare. Get my brain working.
I'm seriously considering this Titan Custom 100 thing more and more. Does anyone have any real experience with em?

[Nostradoomus]

if you play the PNW coast I'll open for you so everyone can get double F'd

[Ancient Astronaught]

Playing the PNW again is a dream of mine!! I've played Portland, and eureka and LA in Cali but never made it to Seattle. but ill def keep that in mind!!

[samzadgan]

i have a few...

When the earths rotational alignment was put off by a meteor hit, Scientist had no choice but to request that skip turn on all his amps and hit the low string, to realign the poles and restore earth rotation.

Skips amps have so much bass that only whales and Barry White can hear his music

...thats all i got...

[Iommic Pope]

Skips amps have so much bass that only whales and Barry White can hear his music

I love a Barry White joke.