Am I a Hipster?

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if you typed this with glasses on, a beard, and a tight t-shirt- YEEEEEEEEEEES

[Blackened Soul]

Am I a Hipster?

What would it make you feel?
To be a Hipster?
Would it make you sad?
Would it make you mad?
Would it make you glad?
To be a Hipster.
Would it give you powers?
Waste hours?
Taste wild flowers?
To be a Hipster?
What would you gain?
Would you wallow in pain?
in the back of your brain.
To be a Hipster.
Would you really care?
Would you get new flair?
Would you stop changing your underwear?
To be a Hipster.

[The4455]

I work at a record store. Am I a hipster?

[Blackened Soul]

I work at a record store. Am I a hipster?

no that makes you "one of those dudes that works in a record store".

[The4455]

I work at a record store. Am I a hipster?

no that makes you "one of those dudes that works in a record store".

Is that greater than or less than a hipster? And is that a good thing?

[Blackened Soul]

I work at a record store. Am I a hipster?

no that makes you "one of those dudes that works in a record store".

Is that greater than or less than a hipster? And is that a good thing?

That all depends on if you bug people by telling them without being asked what they should listen to or not

[Greenfuz]

I hate those kinda dudes


like fuck you I like simon and garfunkel ok leave me alone


no I don't wanna listen to your indie whatever garbage

[The4455]

No I don't do that. I ask people if they are looking for anything to help them look for what they want and sometimes I'll make suggestions, but I've only reccomended one recent album two or three times.

[Blackened Soul]

No I don't do that. I ask people if they are looking for anything to help them look for what they want and sometimes I'll make suggestions, but I've only reccomended one recent album two or three times.

Then I think you are safe

[The4455]

Sweet, I have surveyed many hipsters though. They always have:
A messenger Bag
Bike
skinny jeans
questions

They never have:

Money
or
Taste

[sultanofswig]

"Hipster" used as an epithet usually says more about the hurler than the hurlee in my experience. Often conveys projection of some sort of passive-aggressive inferiority complex.

And I drink PBR because I'm from Wisconsin. And old. I also enjoy New Glarus. Suck it. :-)

[Greenfuz]

fuck pbr that's way too expensive in canada



laker lager is where it's at


cheapest beer around, at least in the toronto area

[The4455]

There is a bar/restaurant near me that only serves beer in cans.

[hollowhero]

If you work at whole foods...you're probably a hipster

[Greenfuz]

There is a bar/restaurant near me that only serves beer in cans.

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