Detroit officially telling me to leave thread

[pigmaker]

One of my favorite breakfasteses in the world?

Old fashioned oatmeal with blueberries & diced granny smith apple with a shitload of cinnamon.

And it's good for you.

You know where this is going already.


















Don't fuck with a man's oatmeal, Detroit.

[pigmaker]

Yes, there is a backstory, among which some attentive forum readers are privy. This is not the first offense.

[dubkitty]

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[pigmaker]

this is the work of a rat? i thought it was roaches.

interesting....

see, vermin give me a much easier way out of this shithole than roaches

[fishtankdork]

yea deff rat. that would take roaches at least a week to accomplish that feat, rats on the other hand.... bastards. you got a 5 gallon bucket? put it in the middle of the floor and throw some pot in it. in the morning youll have a couple sleeping rats stuck in a bucket. ages ago when i owned a house i didnt visit much this is how i would deal with such problems. better to have a dead rat in a bucket for a week than a dead rat in a trap on your floor for a week. plus the idea of eating pot tll you die seems much more humane than a trap haha. if i were to go please let it be pot consumption.

[pigmaker]

man i was hesitant but now im happy as shit i posted this

the health dept will throw the book at this fuckin slumlord

im in an upper flat, there was a BBW sister that moved in at the same time as me (recently), she made it like 2 days and was like fuck this..i guess the downstairs unit is slammed with roaches
i have seen a few but little german ones
she had like a million huge ones down there

fuck thissssssssssssss

[pigmaker]

maybe BBS instead of BBW..?

she sent me a text, she had a text signatuer (whats that called?)

"checking the laundry now
~thick beauty~"

i LOLed

[Moustache_Bash]

How did you end up in Detroit, man? Your posts always crack me up.

I don't really care for cats and don't really like having pets, but every time my cat dies the mice come back. So, I keep one around. I don't know if you're allowed pets, but may be worth a try.

[Greenfuz]

oatmeal erryday, cheap n healthy



I seriously love that weed in the oatmeal idea that's probably the most humane way I've ever heard to kill a rat

[fishtankdork]

Even if you move out can we still get the rats high?

[Greenfuz]

the poor little bastards will just get killed in some other horrible way, let em go out in peace they did finally convince you to move outta that shithole

[sonidero]

Get a snake...

[pigmaker]

the poor little bastards will just get killed in some other horrible way, let em go out in peace they did finally convince you to move outta that shithole

LOL


Thanks MBash. Detroit was kinda random. I wanted to stay in MI and i was like, ah, fuck, the music scene should be aight, despite the urban squalor...never lived herr before

[snipelfritz]

squeak!

[pigmaker]

Dig that ive had that bottle of veg oil for over a month and it's unopened.

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