theavondon wrote:I'm totally going to feces right now
* FIXED, don't die...
I like to go to cicis and order specialty pizzas then when they come my friends and i get the entire thing and dump it on the floor or take it to the bathroom and try to flush it down the toilet.
Joe Gress wrote:
The last time someone offered a pretzel burger without mustard the fucking Holocaust happened.
AngryGoldfish wrote: Is this because of the catholics? Why do you live in ireland?
Is it because of Catholics? No, it's because of a particularly ignorant politician by the name of Seán Sherlock. He's wanted to control the Internet for years here.
Get the guitar, man. Anal comes later. Think of all the anal-loving girls who'll go crazy if you had a MotorAve. That's why Josh Homme has women slobbering over him.
So like....why do you live in ireland??[/quote] I live in Ireland because my parents moved here from the UK when I was seven and I never thought to move elsewhere. I'd like to try the UK and the States for a while.
AngryGoldfish wrote: Is this because of the catholics? Why do you live in ireland?
Is it because of Catholics? No, it's because of a particularly ignorant politician by the name of Seán Sherlock. He's wanted to control the Internet for years here.
Get the guitar, man. Anal comes later. Think of all the anal-loving girls who'll go crazy if you had a MotorAve. That's why Josh Homme has women slobbering over him.
So like....why do you live in ireland??
I live in Ireland because my parents moved here from the UK when I was seven and I never thought to move elsewhere. I'd like to try the UK and the States for a while.[/quote]
Yeah man move to the states. Im always so meh when i go to the uk.
Joe Gress wrote:
The last time someone offered a pretzel burger without mustard the fucking Holocaust happened.
It depends what you like in life. Ireland and UK each having something to offer. And it has much of what America has. It's just scaled down, generally.
AngryGoldfish wrote:It depends what you like in life. Ireland and UK each having something to offer. And it has much of what America has. It's just scaled down, generally.
Do you have guns and BBQ? Cause like...we have tons. Also freedom.
Joe Gress wrote:
The last time someone offered a pretzel burger without mustard the fucking Holocaust happened.
Seriously mate, check stuff about how it happened. Most ministers were on a boat sailing to Maghreb from Bordeaux... Communists were denied the right to serve as deputies... Socialists opposed but couldn't get a majority on their own... Other leftists voted in favor because it was what the constitution called for. Other because they remembered Pétain as the hero of Verdun... while Pétain the traitor surrendered the Republic to the freaking nazis. De Gaulle was a smart man and wanted us to go on fighting, to retreat the government to Quimper in Brittany so we could get support from Churchill who could have sent back the troops that sailed back to England (thanks to the French troops who held up the nazis and stuff) and the French marine. Ya know, we tried, but loads of suckers after the 1929 crisis cut the budgets so bad that we were underequipped to a ridiculous point and politics/anticommunism/panic did the rest.
The worse thing is that none of this stuff is in the history books our children are taught with.
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Disarm D'arcy wrote:We didn't as well. De Gaulle fled to England.
Seriously mate, check stuff about how it happened. Most ministers were on a boat sailing to Maghreb from Bordeaux... Communists were denied the right to serve as deputies... Socialists opposed but couldn't get a majority on their own... while Pétain the traitor surrendered the Republic to the freaking nazis. De Gaulle was a smart man and wanted us to go on fighting, to retreat the government to Quimper in Brittany so we could get support from Churchill who could have sent back the troops that sailed back to England (thanks to the French troops who held up the nazis and stuff) and the French marine. Ya know, we tried, but loads of suckers after the 1929 crisis cut the budgets so bad that we were underequipped to a ridiculous point and politics/anticommunism did the rest.
The worse thing is that none of this stuff is in the history books our children are taught with.
Dude did you really just respond with a serious paragraph and shit? You were like....being serious and shit? I mean i have a really close female friend thats french and she says you guys are down on america and shit but i mean damn. At least here cops arent going to lock me up for having an xacto set. Well....outside of new york.
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Joe Gress wrote:
The last time someone offered a pretzel burger without mustard the fucking Holocaust happened.
Yep and I even edited it to add more detail and be more specific. That's how I deal with trolls that respond to my trolling. Also, I'm French for fuck's sake and you know we kinda like to argue and shit. Also, history is kind of a passion. SO DO NOT GET ME STARTED.
Another meme cause you don't have freedom.
Edit : we used to be kinda down on americans - not quite the term though... De Gaulle, Mitterrand... Those were attached to our independence. Even Chirac (you didn't get much help from us to invade Irak ...). But Sarkozy and Hollande, those are quite some atlanticists. I like you Americans, I'm simply not in agreement with your government policies. I also disagree with mine since pretty much the late '90s, so that's fine
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