And the Fuzz Box Girl Controversy continues....

[quarterpound]

I can't believe they raised more than double that. >_< iamsosadnow ._.

[LOCOPELAND]

Fully agree with this kickstarter shit getting out of hand. Man up (heh) and pay for your own shit.

[THEBEERHAMMER]

Id like to take the time to point out that 4 different people payed $5000 so that they could (out of their own pocket, after the initial $5000) fly to lovely, shitty toronto to either play guitar or sing on their shitty new album. 3 people payed $1250 to pay to fly to toronto and eat pizza with band members.

Donovan and i are starting a band guys. Only problem is i still live in sc and havent finished school. If you crowdfund us so that i can move to tx, finish school, and buy a giant room full of amps and other assorted gear, we really think we can make a great record. Heres a breakdown of what we need

Jammy moving money 2 TX: $15,000
Private G4 Jet with pokemon paintjob rental to fly me to tx: $10,000
Jaccuzi full of Grower champagne rental for the jet: $7,000
Hookers: $3,000
$1,000 new, crisp bills to throw at hookers: $1500
New Crockett & Jones wingtips to walk through airport: $1200
Limo service to donovans house: :$100/hr
Custom printed "just say no to rachet pussy" shirts for me and dom: $50
Room fulla amps: $5000
Buncha guitars: $20,000
Finish school: $30,000
"Recording" budget: $20,000
"Production" fees" $20,000
"per diems": $10,000
"accommodation": $20,000


So for only $162,850, or LESS THAN HALF of what protest the hero got to record their shitty album, i guarantee we will record something much better.


EDIT: Oh also i need this versace ashtray: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Versace-Rosenth ... 5646e7a61f

[theactionindex]

That's a surprisingly low hooker fund.

Sounds fair to me, where the fuck do I donate?!

[THEBEERHAMMER]

That's a surprisingly low hooker fund.

Sounds fair to me, where the fuck do I donate?!

Yeah thats just for tax purposes. Basically everything up there with quotes is for blow and pussy.


OH ALSO i forgot were flying in tuffteef and maz (and a smuggled wombat) from austrailia then were all going to sonideros dude ranch to learn how to rope broncos or whatever
I think thats texan for "were going to go to the titty bar and pay the strippers to fuck us out by the dumpsters" So basically tack on an additional $35k

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2JfY-nVaqg[/youtube]

[warwick.hoy]

"Per Diems ($25) $4,000.00
Band Salary per member, per month $833.33"

so for the recording period, they're paying themselves $800/mo. PLUS $25/day, which is to say that they'll each be making $800 + $750/mo., i.e $1550/mo., TO MAKE THEIR OWN ALBUM. sorry...record on your own time. and find a producer that costs less than $20K. also, try having your material down before you enter the studio and maybe you won't have to pay 22.5K for studio time. where the fuck are they recording, Electric Ladyland?

Ha; I'm just a poor food service worker (management for a company that cares about it's people) and I make more than 1550 a month.

Suckers.

Wait.

GODDAMMIT

[dubkitty]

seriously, that's over 75% of what i cleared after taxes when i was working for $27/hr.

[sonidero]

OH ALSO i forgot were flying in tuffteef and maz (and a smuggled wombat) from austrailia then were all going to sonideros dude ranch to learn how to rope broncos or whatever
I think thats texan for "were going to go to the titty bar and pay the strippers to fuck us out by the dumpsters" So basically tack on an additional $35k

The Soni Ranch requires a $7713 "Convenience" fee to make sure there is room and also for Tacos... Mainly for Tacos and Buds... Mainly for Buds...

[THEBEERHAMMER]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

[sonidero]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

Also $3333 for a rented Wizard to light the bongs...

[THEBEERHAMMER]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

Also $3333 for a rented Wizard to light the bongs...

HOW DID I FORGET THIS

[Andrew]

Kickstarter thread? Fuck yeah!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-QYqet8Sok[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtWH5LRHiqI[/youtube]

[THEBEERHAMMER]

lol creativity flies first class

[ryan summit]

holy fucking shit
how much do i i have to kickstart ya
to tag along
what if i can get you the hookers and blow 1/2 price
so you/we? have more money for H&B when you/we? get to tex
id kickstart the fuck outta this project
dude
you wont even know im there
ill be..umm..polishing the mirrors on the jet
safety first

[THEBEERHAMMER]

Ryan summit officially added to ILFTX2013 kickstarted. Dont fuck this up people we need that money...