how do you sell your soul to satan?

[snipelfritz]

CSB-

So I was drinking in our barracks back in 2002 and one of the guys was pretty lit, and out of smokes. So he said he'd sell his soul for a cigarette. I took him up on it and wrote out a contract and he signed it. we deployed a few months later and he actually got nervous about it and asked for it back.
the thing is, I lost the contract, so I'm not sure if I have an extra soul kicking around or if that means I lost his soul or if he gets it back by default.
I lose shit all the time

No bro, keep that soul. It might be a good bargaining chip with St. Peter.

Your friend is fucked though either way.

[AxAxSxS]

Knowing that dude it's probably not worth much

[Joe Gress]

Find a ginger, he'll earn a freckle in return for it.

[snipelfritz]

Knowing that dude it's probably not worth much

Maybe you can like add it to yours.

Wasn't there an episode of the simpsons about this, like where Bart sold his sold his soul to Milhouse for some reason?

[AxAxSxS]

If not, there should be.

[Rob Fossil]

Take out student loans.

-OR-

Get a 30 year mortgage.

[THEBEERHAMMER]

We fucks you ups, man. We take ze money.

No funny shtuff.

WE CUT OFF YOUR CHONSON

[Big Mon]

I pawned mine. I wrote out a contract to my buddy to pawn my soul for 10.00 so's I could get a dime from my neighbor. I paid him back, and got my notebook paper soul back. And then there was the time I won it back by challenging L00cifer.

[Big Mon]

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[Iommic Pope]

Take out student loans.

-OR-

Get a 30 year mortgage.

Yeah, or come work for my boss. You get to throw your integrity into the deal as well.

[dubkitty]

marry the wrong woman.

[Iommic Pope]

marry the wrong woman.

Ooooh. That's rough. I sincerely hope that that is not your situation, sir.

[dubkitty]

not at the moment LOL. i am, however, a survivor of two marriages and a 13-year unmarried partner-ship.

[Iommic Pope]

Good to hear man.